Brandon Koch

Penguins Fan. Team Brooks.

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@Billssuperbowl0 @Tljefferson23 Then why are you tapping it

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@gopens_fphilly Where’s Letang?

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Good morning, Penguins fans.

If there’s one thing I know about these Penguins, they do not give up. And neither should you.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

This is the worst take of all-time.

Jeff Jimerson is one of the best anthem singers in history. And slander of him ain’t acceptable on the timeline.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Elmer Soderblom the second the Flyers try to pull any garbage tonight.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

It's a playoff hockey night in Pittsburgh 🐧

Game preview: https://t.co/ebsiGZIB8A

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

It all starts here.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

BUCKLE UP.

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@shotscope What’s the distance required from ball to net outdoors?

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@LouStagner I think it’s interesting the move to larger grips. Or grips like the MCC+4 with reduced taper. I was hunting the market for essentially the opposite to try where it would be an extreme taper, where maybe from standard to undersized taper. To help me close the face more

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@Deadlydill @LoochyTV Vampirism Beast was one of my faves

[Patrick CPA @BoujeeFinances]

Anyone else just fantasize about becoming a greenskeeper and never having to look at excel again?

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@BKoepka Forget the spider, try a LAB. I’m nobody but I loved switching from my Scotty’s to it.

[𝙂𝙖𝙜𝙚 ♔ @Gage_Returns]

The Texans could’ve not taken a single snap on offense and they still would’ve won tonight.

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

I want to thank my family and my team for their continued support throughout every step of my professional career. When I was a child, I always dreamed about competing on the @PGATOUR, and I am just as excited today to announce that I am returning to the PGA TOUR. Being closer to home and spending more time with my family makes this opportunity especially meaningful to me.

I believe in where the PGA TOUR is headed with new leadership, new investors, and an equity program that gives players a meaningful ownership stake. I also understand there are financial penalties associated with this decision, and I accept those.

Finally, I want to thank the fans. Your support means more to me today than ever before, and I look forward to seeing you soon at the Farmers Insurance Open and WM Phoenix Open.

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@Mike_kim714 Lesson or playing a round.

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@RinoTheBouncer Streaming

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.”

I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address our boarding gate: “guys, they absolutely must off board at least two passengers or this bird isn’t taking off. Every 3 minutes they will increase their bid by $200. If we all hold out for 45 more minutes, 2 of us can make nearly 5 grand each. Textbook prisoners dilemma, this is (3,3) in its most visceral representation. I’m not even going to give up my ticket but I know value when I see value. Let’s make Nash proud ladies and gentlemen. Do not acquiesce. Do not defect.”

Anyhow 2 people immediately accepted $500 and I called them retards on my megaphone and was placed in a detention room by airport police. This is why we study game theory.

[Brandon Koch @CaptainKoch]

@BreidenFehoko Lets regurgitate more washed QBs. Should bring back this coaching staff too they’ve done well developing / using them. Offense always looks fresh