Delta Mango

You want chaotic encouragement, I’m your guy. 27. He/Him

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

Mum: Got u a pizza for tea

Me: https://t.co/LMrpSsBcsa

[☣️cheesecakevalentine☣️ @maschistmaverik]

YOU MESS WITH DEADMEAT JAMES A JANISSE YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

Poor kid but jfc if this ain’t the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[S⊥Ǝ⅄B 💎 @Steyb_]

¿Cómo se va a llamar God of War si no juegas con God of War? Imagina que en The Legend of Zelda no jugases con Zelda 😡

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

MORE than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public

Cannibalism, Rape, Murder, Pedophilia,
Not a single arrest, Not a single investigation

Z.E.R.O

[SadLeafsFan96 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @awayarounditall]

@ComicGirlAshley What the fuck are you talking about? Just fuckin say it for fuck sake. I can’t stand these vagueposting pieces of shit. Fuck all of you.

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

I hope the cop that stopped her is clowned on everyday at work

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An influencer with no right hand is fighting a ticket after police claimed she was driving while holding a phone in her "right hand"

Katie was even asked during the traffic stop to raise her hand to swear despite not having one

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

If you’re a part of that government, it’s not a theory. You’re telling on them. Shame about his suicide next week

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: RFK Jr. claims a secret military agency is spraying dangerous chemtrails across American skies.

[- @dr__james]

@Noahpinion Why don’t the immigrants start their own countries?

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

Wallace and Gromit. Literally everything else is second to W&G on the big day

[Wizarding Press @Wizarding_Press]

Harry Potter vs. The King's Speech

HBO Max has confirmed #HarryPotter and the Philosopher's Stone launches December 25th, but the exact time is still unknown.

If it drops mid-afternoon in the UK, parents face an impossible task: getting their kids to switch off Harry Potter for King Charles at 3pm.

The show is expected to be the most-watched programme on Christmas Day

(via The Sun)

[優木 せつ菜 🇯🇵 ❤️‍🔥 🍋 | STREAM LEMONADE & BITE NOW @nijllive]

@GOP__Ls Ghost banned but Elon won’t silence me.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Kripke said, "I'm going to write a character as an obviously insecure narcissistic bully who without his powers would truly be nothing but the most sad, pathetic, submissive man on the planet," and right wingers took it personally

[Eric Kripke @therealKripke]

HAHAHAHAH. He's posting. MULTIPLE TIMES. Also I have notes on his joke writing. #TheBoys @TheBoysTV

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

Please Jesus give me a Labour/Green coalition with Burnham and Polanski in my lifetime I beg

[Delta Mango @CaptainLadyLegs]

This is how I feel when I have to go shop for milk in the morning

[king @twobatsz]

this is killing me

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is now odds on to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom