Jess

Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

My cat’s name is Puma:
We call him:

Pumba
Pumi
Meiony
Pizzaroni
Kitty
Purina Pumachina
Pizza kitty
Idiot
Dumb ass
Sir Charles III
Sweet prince
Princess
Sweet baby boy
Stinker
Puma kitty

[Mark @markiplier]

My dog’s name is Chica:

We call her:
Beeka
Squeeka
Bo-Beeka
Tonka
Chunka
Chunko
Beefus
Weefus
Feefus
Sneefus
Beeps
Beepo
Cheekus
Da-Chica-Da-Squeeka
WRONG
Missy
Poopy
Good girl
Plumpus
Dumpus
Boofus
Poofus
Mrs. Beeka
Bub
Bica-Da-Boop-O

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

The act of desperately trying to understand how to make friendships as an adult is the worst part of being an adult

[𝚊. @xoxofeedsters]

It’s not fuck Justin Timberlake for not feeling ready to be a father. It’s fuck Justin Timberlake for all of the slut shaming and mud slinging he did after.

[The Eras Tour Detroit @tloasgtourdet]

Tomorrow 🖤 #DetroitTSTheErasTour

[Lorie Liebig @lorieliebig]

Punxsutawney Phil reveals we will have six more weeks without Morgan Wallen singing

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

CHRIS EVANS HAS RETURNED TO ROM-COMS PLEASE RESPECT MY PRIVACY AT THIS TIME 😭🙌🏾🔥🥰https://t.co/kGZHfFeM6r

[lo𖤓 @grapejuicelo]

there are tears streaming down my face

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

Use your anger and your tears to make change. Never stop fighting back. Fuck SCOTUS #mybodymychoice

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

No one understands how FREAKING EXCITED I am to see my person tomorrow

[HS Candids @hsdcandids]

Harry and Shania Twain performing onstage at #Coachella  - April 15

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Dolly Parton is a LEGEND.

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

I think my evil plan is working as I hear my husband from playing show tunes from the other room 🥰

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

@sunflowerapline This is me

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

@sunflowerapline This. I don’t know if it’s for the reason I feel that way but I overall agree.

[stevie @StevieWigles]

new abba music NEW ABBA MUSIC

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

@janjanjan Thank you for bringing such positivity and light to this season. Please continue to be so authentically you. As someone who is always afraid to be myself you give me such strength and inspiration 💜

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

I JUST GOT MY TRIAL MAKE UP DONE WOWOWOW ITS HAPPENING SO SOON

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

I keep having this reoccurring vision of screaming/singing to songs on the dance floor during my wedding with @sunflowerapline and tbh that is the kind of thing I need right now

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

@sunflowerapline My brother 😀

[Jess @CaptainLogan23]

I hate trying to call someone using voice recognition in my car. It always calls someone in my contacts who I haven’t spoken to in years 😬😭