hann ☪💕🌟

sashay away from me 💕

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

I wish you only the happiest of Holidays and a wondrous New Year

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

You don’t fuck with me? 😂😂😂😂 you stupid as fuck but do yo’ thang.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I keep a bed in my room just in case I get tired

[hann ☪💕🌟 @CaptainMagestic]

Do you ever just like .. ya know .. pop all of the chocolates out of your advent calendar and eat them all at once or no? Probably not, it's whatever. Me either.

[Crodie Rhodes @CrodieRhodes]

As I get older I realize, there’s just some energy I shouldn’t be around, throws off my focus

[Shahzaib. @lemmeshaz]

Me showing up like nothing happened after isolating myself from friends and family

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Shut the fuck up, nerd

[Sean Carroll @dbeatcooper_]

Big mood

[The Common Man @tcm97]

“Are you free later?”

Hmmmm let’s see..
4:00 - wallow in self pity
4:30 - stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE
6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!

Sorry I’m booked.

[Aaron Litherland @Flyin13Hawaiian]

Rt for 2000 Grinch- Fav for 2018 Grinch

[jimothy @jameswilsons]

BOYFRI(END)
GIRLFRI(END)
BEST FRI(END)
everything has an END except
COWBOY

[bpd armand truther (vik) @yuuripaws]

me: spends money
money: is spent
me:

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

NO I WILL NOT MAKEOUT WITH YOU!!!

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Phone: 1%

Gas: E

Bank account: $0.12

Mental stability: low

Feet pics: for sale

[hann ☪💕🌟 @CaptainMagestic]

@PostMalone what do you smell like?

[geyl @ebigeylw]

they did the mash
🤚
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they did the monster mash
👋
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the monster mash
🤚
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it was a graveyard smash
😭
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[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick