Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire

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[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@otokyo Eiffel 650

[William Regal @RealKingRegal]

I’m going to be shameful here. I have tried to help a lot of people in this job for 40 years. I never want a thank you. My lad works and has work hard. Please rt this as a thank you to me.

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@WolfheadAtNight One of those days I'm thankful for my internet connection

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@writethewrongs2 @MattChorley He didn't need to, everyone's already plenty fucking angry

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

There's no more accurate a metaphor for the West than slowly bleeding to death by the hand of barbarians while corrupt authorities tie our hands behind our back.

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@TheRealJamieKay ...when the site boss finds out.l and the show most definitely isn't on his side by measure of the writing and the actions of the other characters. Sort of like what we should do when unskilled labour lies about being able to cut hair when they're really here to deal drugs.

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@TheRealJamieKay The show makes a point of highlighting the fact that they're not pushing the minimum wage down. One of them actually has to lie and say he's a skilled carpenter because they don't need any more brickies and that's all he knows how to do. He passes for a while but is shitcanned...

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@zarahussain999 So of the two marches about national sovereignty that took place that day, you disagree with only one of them. Why?

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@morganhmoore1 Neither are the overwhelming majority of people on the march Morgan, and propagating this fucking nonsense shows how blind, dumb and deaf you are to what's actually going kn

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@morganhmoore1 Even if they did, they've done their time and paid their dues and deserve a day in the welfare of this country same as you, you fucking snob

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@ayeshaijazkhan The churches aren't empty. https://t.co/YxGMA4ZQ9o

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@narindertweets "I totally named them The Big Awful Bad Guys so that must be what they are, definitely, for real guys, I'd never lie to you" - the man behind hiring Peter Mandleson yet again, Keir Starmer

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@narindertweets @policylaila @albieamankona What war/regime are they running from Narinda? All of them?

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@Keir_Starmer Imagine that final sentence in a totally different context.

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@narindertweets Let's be fair here, he campaigned to get it done, but the Tories in power at the time didn't do it fully. Now if he gets in and doesn't make those change, then call him out sure

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@AngelaRayner You're literally the least qualified person to ever get into a prominent position in public office. Most of your own colleagues don't understand how you've failed upwards this hard. Just be quiet and fuck off somewhere, that's the best thing you could do for the country right now

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@moonchild23580 Hideo Kojima!

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

Small plug before the full marketing campaign kicks off ahead of its second season which we're recording now. Federal agents ensnared in the thrall of The King In Yellow in a story that takes place across decades and dimensions! Enjoy!

https://t.co/BQJVRkhdCe

[Captain Mark, Storyteller Extraordinaire @CaptainMark87]

@kitthebeefcake Ask you what you were doing in my house