🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸

marktwt oc rp acc, admin is 19, they/them, main is @Captnmaxxie, thats about it

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

"We trusted you! /I/ trusted you!"

- Muse 🚀
- Admin 🪐
-Boundaries ☄

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

*cough* jingle jingle *cough*

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

i love watching everyone lose their shit when Mark comes online its so funny
i mean i say that knowing that if i ever got a chance to share my fic with him id actually sob

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

https://t.co/gMfnMT6JBc

//not my usual post (as if i even post usually anymore) but
im raising money for my top surgery!
id really appreciate anything that can be donating and anyone sharing it :3

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii So.. how did you even get pulled into a mirror?
[They finally look down to their hand, noticing a mirror shard stuck in it]
Hm.. that's a problem.

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

//hey everyone i did a thing
https://t.co/YafiV1z5TH

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii So while I sit here doing paperwork, you get to explore haunted mirrors?
[As if the universe was responding, Max started coughing and spluttering, having to lean against the wall to keep upright]
Fuck.. okay, point proven

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii Uh.. 26th of November.
[They offer a hand to Nox, mildly amused]
I thought it was my job to be the injury prone asshole

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii [Max pulls a pack of tissues from his pocket and drops them down to Nox]
You know, I've seen a lot of shit, but that looked like it was straight out of the ring.

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii [Max blinks backs, tilting their head slightly]
Need a tissue?

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

//imagine Kevan Brighting reading this and it gets even funnier

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii [This is starting to piss Max off now, and like any sane person does, they punch the mirror full force]

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii [This is starting to piss Max off now, and like any sane person does, they punch the mirror full force]

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii Okay.. this is getting stupid.
[Max carefully takes a step toward the mirror, peaking into it]

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii [They freeze and stare at it, taking a few seconds before chuckling slightly]
Jesus Damien.. Finally gone insane.

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@captncryptid_ii What the fuck..
[They get up and slowly start walking around the house, on edge and having their hand over their knife sheath. Tapping from an unknown source is never usually for good reason]

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

@NoirInTheHouse2 hugging you massively right now

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

If you smear shit on my walls you will have.

[Nox & Ryder | Captain & Assassin @captncryptid_ii]

"Max, my beloved, I've done nothing wrong" :(

[🚀 Captain Max 🪐 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @CaptainMaxISWM]

All I want is five minutes of peace..
[Max gets up, slamming on the outside of the bathroom wall]
I'm going to give you *both* shit if you don't leave each other alone.

[Nox & Ryder | Captain & Assassin @captncryptid_ii]

"Don't make me shit in my hand and throw it at you, I will go full ape on you"