Captain McPickle

Just another pickle factory worker

[Captain McPickle @CaptainMcPickle]

@janefkndoe You can lump me

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@battleangelviv Anyone who has said this to me was always talking to a lot of other people.

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@nerfherder73 Troons

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@TheRealBagi @KilowattGirl73 It’s ok friend. You have the app.

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@TheBibleIsJesus What would you do if they found another book of the Bible and it was perfect and everything lined up with your current Bible? You’re screwed

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@ChristandGuitar Why would they need to write about paintings?

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@TyvellV61992 @LatteswithLilly Oh yeah, what violent act did Andrew commit?

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@Trent29592079 @LatteswithLilly TLDR

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@BeezlyKre @FreyjaTarte Haha holy shit

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@mountainAF @MrSausageGet He got you guys to vote for communists.
Communism is jewish, retard.
Fuck you.

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@SomeBitchIIKnow @Oilfield_Rando 6 million racisms.

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@WeGotsTheMeats Hell yes

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@ChadGroyper32 Cognitive dissonance

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@GmorganJr @paleochristcon Now he knows what to do in 2028

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@HeritageUSA__ True

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The meanest things I say get the most views.
Stop rewarding me for that.

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@BeezlyKre retardmaxxing like no other!

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@lydiahallie

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@JohnSmithfiles @RealAlexJones No, YOU are running on empty.

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@JohnSmithfiles @RealAlexJones You’re just projecting your anger at yourself for doing nothing onto everyone else. Go fuck yourself.