Captain Melvin Seahorse

Pi Kappa Alpha 3x Brother of the Week | Your mom’s favorite Captain | Super Creep | #MIZ

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@FruzzBox It was always fuck Trent Pierce dude.

- Cap

[Justin Thomas @JustinThomas34]

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[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

We are back! Marlon Humphrey is the most useless Cornerback in the league. He gets torched on every route.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@realniggaism @FruzzBox

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@Chipmcqueen47 @FruzzBox

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@sadnysportsfan1 @grok @FruzzBox you got anything for @grok on this one?

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@biglebowski_9 @DBrickashawFer @mrletitcrust this is big time here

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

I love when I get to the point of drunkenness where I just start spewing bullshit advice and I know it.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

I turn slightly more racist as football season comes around.

[SleeperRavens @SleeperRavenss]

BREAKING: Rashod Bateman Arrested For Allegedly Attacking Ex's Car With Newborn Inside, per @TMZ_Sports

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Listening to this gem on the train to work today. Feeling like a true champion today. #ratrace

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@MichaelBScott69 Don’t know who you are but followed based on a good post and the ravens flag.

- Cap

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@FOXSports @67ferda41

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

I had a dream last night were me and 8 of my friends were badass navy seals and our group was called upon to win a war. Right before we all skydived out of the plane I woke up in the middle of the night. Couldn’t get the dream back either. Really pissed me off.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@67ferda41 how are you doing today?

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

I think every college and NFL team should do this #majorexpand

[Akron Football @ZipsFB]

Make history and be the lucky season ticket holder to design the opening drive of the home opener when @ZipsFB hosts Robert Morris‼️

🗞️https://t.co/G5aTUlVpzT

#GoZips🦘#MakeTheClimb

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@BobbyFruzz More baby - Chris lake

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@mrletitcrust You did get her. But you also couldn’t spell *bringing* right. Real jackass play.
- Captain Mel

[Krutches @McDonaldsXBT]

"now lets cut to Jordan Spieth playing his second"

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@Unusual__angel @FruzzBox

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Dude in front of me just pulled this up in class. Unlocked memories.