>be America
>defeated the British to gain independence as the underdogs
>bought Louisiana for pocket change and doubled in size overnight
>pushed west with manifest destiny, laying railroads and chasing gold all the way to the Pacific
>industrialized like crazy and invented cars, planes, lightbulbs, and everything else
>helped save the world in two world wars
>beat the Soviets to the Moon in the space race
>created the internet and changed how the whole planet communicates
>leading in cutting-edge technology and innovation
>still pushing new frontiers in space and beyond
>still the greatest experiment in liberty the world has ever seen
>STILL STANDING TALL AFTER 250 YEARS, HERES TO ANOTHER 250 YEARS
250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.
Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.
Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.
Americans are absolutely NOT rooting for England, ESPECIALLY on our 250th freedom celebration. We love Mexico and Mexicans and Mexican food and Mexican beaches.