Monica Shopshire

-24, mom of 3, married, piercing and tattoo enthusiast, welcome to my warped little mind+

[Anthony Toatele @anthonytoatele]

#Wrestlemania seems like a good time to release our next t-shirt design...
With our precise use of knees and feet, no facial reconstruction operation is too much for us!
A South Beach feel in the Midwest.
#ShowUpShowOutGetOut

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Boy, wouldn’t it be horrible if we found out Billy Joel DID start the fire?

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

Always with the mean mug💙

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

@Kenzi_Alexander Happy Birthday, ya lil shit. 😘😘

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

Day 2 of the migraine. Shoot me.

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

Had a great time last night! @IshiaLH

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

Adulting is expensive.

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

Holy shit, Twitter is still a thing. Hey, y'all.

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

#NewProfilePic

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

Right now, it's like every song I hear is about you.

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

"@Bree_1215: “@anthonytoatele1: @ChrisMasters310 @Kenzi_Alexander so...bruh...#dickbread?” -- Trend it. #DickBread"
#dickbread

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

@ChrisMasters310 sometimes the bread just makes you feel inadequate. #dickbread

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

@IshiaLH

[MARIA MENOUNOS @mariamenounos]

So heartbreaking to hear about #LeelahAlcorn death...we can't keep losing people.we need to be more loving&accepting.

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

My New Years was pretty good! @IshiaLH

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

@Kenzi_Alexander saw you on @WWE with @WWEAdamRose Fantastic performance! #rosebud #myfaverosebud #littlerosebud #sailorrosebud

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

My life would be so much better, if you'd just drop dead. #iloveeminem

[Monica Shopshire @CaptainMoMayhem]

#rawcountry tell 'em Randy!! Can't wait to see how "country" this gets.