Jonathan Toews

Captain of the Blackhawks. 2 Stanley Cups and a gold medal. Don't worry about fangirling, I'm a parody.

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@KathJcnkins EXACTLY

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I take everything seriously you know this

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Hoss why you do this to me

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NUH uh

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No no no.

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Accident

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:)

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You wouldn't! :O

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Your dog food tweet made me laugh

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I'm too busy laughing at Hoss to tweet

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Well then I go tell them to call me and complain every day

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Tell them it was accident, all my fault

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Silly Hoss is silly. :p

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What no.

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I'm sorry Hoss, he'll be okay. :|

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:P http://t.co/3zqZQxLJAJ

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ON ACCIDENT I THOUGHT THE VODKA WAS WATER IT IS IN RUSSIA

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;) http://t.co/gTWXLK7NRz

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SHUSH SIDNEY THE DOG LIKES IT