Captain Obvious

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock & @ChrisLytleMMA are so great together. They have are the point where they are one announcer! #BKFC74

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@BKFC_TheCutman Thank you for helping us find our seats last night. The Clearwater event was great. Im going to try to be ringside again in July for your title fight. I love pulling for good humans and i can see it in you! Cheers man! Didnt want to bother you for a pic.

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock I live in St. Augustine and was thinking of coming to Clearwater or Hollywood for the event. The ringside sell out way in advance i see. Can you recommend how a guy like myself could find 2 ringside seats? Ticket price is not an issue. Thank you, good man!

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock What on earth just happened? How do you go to a round 6 and then no ones wins by one point on any card? How could we have been tied after 5 with those scores?

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock Ringside, great seats but definitely miss a fee things that happen on the opposite side. Great job today, good man! Awesome show. Safe travels across the pond.

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock Wilson threw a knee in the clinch. That was the warning in Round 4. Didn’t land. Just a muay thai lift on the rib.

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock my man! Thank you so much! Last night was so much better watching the fights without having to look at the clock. Heard every single time left call!

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SeanWheelock I am BEGGING you to figure out how to coherently announce how much time is left in the round. Its been long enough that you should have figured this out. You push off the 1st number and finish hard. But you are unable to be heard on the 1st number! —- FIVE seconds!

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@RefMikeBeltran is the WORST referee since Steve Mazagatti. How do i see from my TV that one dude has another dude by the hair and is using it as a Thai plumb for over a minute and he does not? He is literally a deer in the headlights 100% of the time. @bkfc_uk @bareknucklefc

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@RefMikeBeltran you are like a deer in the headlights in the ring… BKFC is not for you…

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

Must…Get…My…Hands…On…THIS!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just drove Cybertruck around Austin!

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@elonmusk Would it be possible to get the warner bros logo slamming down with porky the pig saying, thats all folks!, when limits are hit?

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@elonmusk @TimSweeneyEpic Algorithm that identifies the needed sequence for the scrape that in turn freezes the persons finger to the screen. Find the people with phones stuck to fingers. Boom…

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@POTUS And pile it on some one else’s plate… Forgot to finish that sentence, Mr. President!

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@elonmusk We speak your name!

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@elonmusk This is an actual photo of the conception of @elonmusk some 52 years and 9 months ago!

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@mysteriouskat For those wondering, this is what life is like when you are totally self absorbed and ride or die with every strangers word.

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@SPACEdotcom https://t.co/jv1gvT3I6H is saying this asteroid will blow up your mind but not your body…

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviuss]

@SPACEdotcom https://t.co/jv1gvT3I6H is saying aliens are Lugosi and we are Karloff!

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@elonmusk Elon is super bummed at all the window shoppers!