Proto Thalor Valen

Hi I’m Captain Proto Bubbles Valen formally Thalor. I’m your favorite blue space pirate cartoon captain. But now in the “real world.” and semi-retired

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Sometimes I just like to float in the water, not swim, only floating.

Miles came over once and asked why, I honestly didn’t know what to say.

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@BetterThanProto I’m always here for you, Otorp.

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Sometimes I wonder if I should ever change up my outfit? I love this coat, I own many of the same coats.

I’m just wondering if it’s becoming overdone.

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Sometimes I wish I could just go back to Corsasa, lay down in the sand, and just do… nothing.

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I’m so thankful for my crew, I genuinely don’t know where I’d be without all of them. They’re like family to me.

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It feels weird to see yourself lining the walls in almost every store. I mean I don’t even know what half the stuff they’re selling my face on is!

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I’m so glad how easily I can make friends. It’s nice having so many different vastly unique people close to me.

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I just keep wearing the same coat. At this point it’s not just fashion, it’s part of my identity.

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Experience is just mistakes that I survived.

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Not every day needs a grand plan.

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Progress doesn’t always feel so heroic. Usually it feels pretty boring.

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Someone tried to explain influencer culture to me. I’m only good at piloting a ship through asteroid fields. I am very confused.

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Some nights I just can’t sleep. So instead, I just stand and listen to the ship.

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As Captain, I don’t think I need everyone to trust me. What I think is that I just need them to believe I wouldn’t ever abandon them.

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My body does things on instinct before my brain catches up. Useful in fights. Weird at other times.

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There’s comfort in someone who understands your mechanical body better than you do.

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I act reckless at times sure, but I measure risks more than people would probably think.

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Ocean planets teach you patience. You can never rush tides.

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I tried to look all heroic today, only to trip on my tail. The universe remains undefeated.

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Can’t wait for the New Year being me retreading my past mistakes. Like history repeating itself.