CAPTAIN PATONE

I PICK THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN.

[PIKE Lambda Zeta @PIKE_LZ]

Good luck to everyone with finals this week! #WorkHardPlayHard

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ONE MORE DAY UNTIL #FORMAL I NEED TO FIND MORE PICTURES OF RICK FOR SLIDESHOW TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE #MUSCLES @RickersRozzay

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I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT MISSING MY FRIENDS AT THE MOMENT #MASCULINITY

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@RickersRozzay @totalfratmove ENDORSED BY THE CAPTAIN

[Ricky Rozzay @RickersRozzay]

“@totalfratmove: “Please be the same test.” #TFM” @CaptainPatone

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BASES LOADED I BUNTED STILL GOT A HOMER BECAUSE MY MUSCLES ARE SO BIG #WOOOOO #FRAT

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MY GIRLFRIEND IS A TROPHY WIFE THATS WHAT A 3.9 GPA GETS YOU #CAPTAINPATONE #WOOOOO

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FORMAL TONIGHT GONNA BE FULL ON PATOOOOONE STATUS #HERECOMESTHECAPTAIN #SWEETCAROLINE

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I HATE ARGUING WITH IDIOTS ABOUT SPORTS I HAVE A 3.9 GPA IM ALWAYS RIGHT #WOOOOOOOOOOO

[PIKE Lambda Zeta @PIKE_LZ]

Taking home Deans Cup! Can't wait for Baltimore! #DeansCup #AthleticsCup #GreekWeek @PiKappaAlpha @ItsAPikeThing

[PIKE Lambda Zeta @PIKE_LZ]

Congratulations to the 7 new brothers of the Alpha Alpha class for your initiation into @PiKappaAlpha φφκα #phiphi #Dynasty

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@JManziel2 I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME CHILL TO PULL RATIO BUT WHATS YOUR GPA????!!???!?!?

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ITS DRAFT DAY I COULDVE GONE PRO IF I WANTED BUT I THINK IFC FOOTBALL IS MORE MY SPEED DOMINATING THE GEEDS #MYMUSCLESARESOBIG #WOOOOOOO

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PATONE SMASH!!!!!!!!

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ITS LEAGUE NIGHT TIME TO DOMINATE YOU PUSSIESSSSSS #WOOOOOO #PREWORKOUT

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. #TSM