Captain Pork Pie

Bisexual
SciFi & Warrior Nun Fan

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It has been six months (or thereabouts) since my last meaningful post

Just back here to say that I am still alive although I know that will upset many in the #WarriorNun community who still want me dead

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@beyoushe Oh, missed that

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*wakes*
Hello
*goes back to sleep*

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@RadioTimes Now we're chugging diesel

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@Fereael Naomi WIldman from Star Trek: Voyager

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@EvangelistDag What do I want?

Rachel Stevens, a hotel room, a pot of thick strawberry yogurt and no questions asked

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@KaiTrumpJr No... I'd rather have a cup of tea with Hitler

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@osemagnum Hail Satan

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@DonaldJTrumpJr At least one person *didn't* miss him

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HAIL SATAN

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It’s Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr luck, it’s always God. If you have 3 seconds type Amen.

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@TheRicanMemes Get a haircut, ditch her parents and their forceful ways and live a normal life

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@atrupar Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven"

World: "A few unguided RPGs at the engines at takeoff or landing will do it fine"

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@Woman4W @jk_rowling Until the ending, I was still holding out for Harry/Pomfrey because she knew him better then anyone

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@MaryMbah3 Hello

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@__theSeyram 1762

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@EastEndJoe I'm a Brit here, so maybe some good old colonial can explain

Is there anything stopping Obama being Vice-President and then, for whatever reason, the President resigns... Would Obama become President to finish the term or would he be disqualified?

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@RapidResponse47 In the name of all things navy and battleship grey...

Somebody get hold of that detail's Chief and smoke them - thats a sloppy formation if ever I saw one

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@FFT1776 His resignation one can only hope

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@DollyParton 2025 is already too bad

If you had indeed gone to the great beyond, we might as well just blow the planet up