Captain_RealTalk

Random, unfiltered musings. Realness will be kept. If you're not affected, you're not paying attention.

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@Shane_B74 @TMZ

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@paulwalldo @alexSSN Mariners fans like you are such fragile little bitches.

Mitch, Puck, MJ...all different, but the most interesting recent Seattle sports shows, because they weren't afraid to be controversial.

Rest of the local dial is lame/boring, yawn-inducing, milquetoast yapping.

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@chrisflynn58 @alexSSN There's a big difference between agreeing with someone, liking all their takes...and being entertained.

Eyeroll-inducong braggadocio, some douchiness, sure, but the show was at least interesting.

Better than the endless boring, milquetoast drivel elsewhere on the local dial...

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@Oz718Ry @DedicatedBeard @yalltitanup ☝🏻 This

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@TigahPaul @yalltitanup Seriously. The silence is deafening.

Plenty of potential for serious exposure here for the league and The Athletic: quid pro quo improprierties, tampering, collusion, etc.

Wouldn't be shocked if she gets fired, NFL press credentials revoked. Vrabel might even get a suspension.

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@MLB @Mariners Statue is definitley cool and all...but how about the scuffling M's sign him, and plug him in at Right Field and atop the lineup?!

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The @Mariners are giving away an Ichiro Replica Statue at Friday’s game 🤩

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@RShermanPodcast Thoughts on Russini-Vrabel scandal and the potential quid pro quo tampering and collusion undercurrents? How about the deafening radio silence from so many in the NFL media? Did this come as a surprise, or more a surprise these liaisons don't leak more?

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@NinerNick_22 @hawkblogger

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[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

A month ago today, we became World Champions. 🏆

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@DG802023 @Cine_vichaar

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Look at my horse. My horse is amazing! 🐴🎶

#monkeyshines2026

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@Mo12thMan Meh, I don't know. He even prefaced it with "they may eventually be a big part of taking this team to the promised land."

Obviously wrong, but so much low hanging fruit out there, this hardly seems the "worst take in Seahawks history"...

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@JKBOGEN 8. Get copy of @hawkblogger book "We Did Not Care" signed:

"To my biggest fan, Jakey. Thanks for all the support. ~HB"

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@FoN9ne

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@BrandonEFowler @grantcohn

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@AdamSchefter Holy AI bot farm in these replies 🤖

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@SFSportsAndTech @3MMANWORI @PFF I mean...I like Purdy, but Darnold has been both more productive and more durable the past 2 years, with 2 different teams...and just raised a Lambo after an incredible NFC CG out dueling the MVP 🤷🏻‍♂️