Captain Red

They/Them || Captain Red, Captain of The Skeld! // (Anonymous Mun, Unaffiliated with Innersloth or the Among Us Show. Entirely for fun.)

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

📌+🧵 — ,, It's a lot of responsibility, but someone's gotta do it - and that someone is me!..

The Captain. Captain Red. Captain of The Skeld... Me. "

( #amongusrp #amongusshow #parodytwt #roleplaytwt )

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

…Oh my. Green, do you have something you'd like to tell your Captain?

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@futurec4ptain // i had to

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus // hank who took a whole hour to draw two among us characters. what does he (me) even do?

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus Then, please…

…Don't push me away this time. Please, let me try to fix this. Even if it takes the rest of my life to make it up to you, please, at least let me try. It's the last selfish thing I'll ever ask of you, Purps.

[Green | Unpaid Intern @futurec4ptain]

I just wanted us to kiss and get along and now the Captain (@CaptainRedsy) and Purps (@purpsamongus) are fighting,,,

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@futurec4ptain @purpsamongus // I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I LITERALLY JUST MENTIONED THIS IN DMS WITH HIM 5 MINUTES AGO 😭

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus // I'M SOBBING INTO THE MUFFINS I BAKED BECAUSE OF YOU.

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@futurec4ptain @purpsamongus // TRIED TO OPEN OPPORTUNITY FOR CUTE RED X GREEN X PURPLE STUFF AND ACCIDENTALLY CAUSED RED AND PURPLE BREAK-UP LMFAOOOOO 😭

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus Just tell me what you want from me…

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus I've been trying! I— You never LET me try! You always push me away before even giving me the chance to TRY and fix things. I've been trying so hard to be a good Capt— *friend* to you! I… don't know what you want from me anymore. I'm trying so hard to please you, Purple. Please…

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus // 😭
https://t.co/HoiYW8ytin

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

// nona how do you think i feel

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

// nona how do you think i feel

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus // this does not fix your sinsTHE PEOPLE ARE IN MY STRAWPAGE INBOX BEGGING FOR PEACE VIOLET

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus Purple— I care about all of my crew! I wouldn't— I *don't* want anything to hurt any of them! I know I've messed up before, and I'd do anything to fix it now, but I don't-

I don't linger on the past like that. I don't… need to feel guilty about something I know I can't fix.

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus // NO I'M NOT SORRY FOR THE DOODLE I'M GONNA REPLY TO YOU WITH BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHYYYYYYYY WOULD THEY SAY THATTTTT 🥲🥲🥲

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus // DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. DUDE . I'M. I'M ACTUALLY IN SHOCK. DUDE. MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

Hm… I'd say so. They came from shooting stars, right? I would say that makes them aliens.

[Captain Red @CaptainRedsy]

@purpsamongus Why would I not apologise? I can't exactly imagine that this exchange was pleasant for you.

Please, keep it in mind next time that, if you are requested to do anything like this with me again, you can just say no. As your Captain, I have to prioritize your comfort over anything.