Matt Billings

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[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

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[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

A Christmas Carol but instead of being visited by three ghosts, Scrooge is visited by the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

If I built a snowman and put a hat on him and he came to life I would immediately beat him to death with a shovel.

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

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[Brittany Terwilliger @Brttnyblm]

Me, every year at this time

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

@freddyvsband @MyPunkEnd I too feel like I was sheltered from the diversities of the cereal aisle. 😔

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/NfaIDo4Z7V

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

@legndary_truman I like to think this tweet was made just for me. ☺️

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

@freddyvsband Yeah.

[the pluribus is coming @getwellsoongeri]

landlords:

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

The silly title isn’t helping it’s case.

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

Rennervations looks very mid.

[Shiny Dummy @RealShinyDummy]

Hey so what everyone’s opinions on everything?

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

@legndary_truman Following.

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

@legndary_truman Huge if true.

[Matt Billings @CaptainRegular]

@CaptainRed That was a killer creepypasta. Can’t believe TLC picked it up…huge if true!

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

I never blame a dog when I fart. And when a dog farts, I always take credit.