Ridley

Welcome To the crew, screw up and die.
(this is a parody account)
(ALSO NO NSFW BUCKAROO)

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

This is to all my crew and to all parody villains

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

YOUR GOING TO DIE

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

NO YOU'RE NOT

[Rathalos @Hellfire_Reborn]

COMING THROUGH

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

I like this guy.

[Birthday Boy Blam @BoxxedBirthday]

-and thats how i got my 74,547,284,192nd kill

is that cool?

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

I FUCKING KNEW IT! THAT GREEN FUCK DID HAVE AN ACCOUNT HERE

[𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐎 𝐂É𝐔 ! @LUZVERDEJANTE]

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⠀⠀𝗛𝗢𝗘𝗡𝗡'𝘀 𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗗 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗢𝗡.

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[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

I wish to hit you with a rock at Mach 10 from a chili's parking lot.

[✨ Shantae the Half Genie-Hero! ✨ @KrisDreamurr_]

Okay! Time for a round 2 of wishes! This time, I am now adding some sets of rules, the last two are added by me!

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

huh. there's less then I expected.

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

@ReshaperofHell

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

WE ARE THE KINGS OF FIGHTING IN ALDI'S PARKING LOTS

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

BY THE SCALES OF MY BALLS WE DID IT

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

BY THE SCALES OF MY BALLS WE DID IT

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

GODDAMNIT-
nevermind that we can still clutch

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

More than likely.

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

good clutch mr president.

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

He manifested like a damn stand how the-
its cause I brought Dracula to this isn't it.

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

True goats will always have your back

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

ight run it back-
WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

We gonna see

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

run it back?

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

See now if we were actually controlling that it would be different

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

I mean atleast it was Close-
GREAT NEPTUNE

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

ngl bro we kinda cooking you're shit.

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

3v1? We kinda prefer those odds if anything.

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

im sure you can clutch-

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

I roll deep.

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

counter argument.

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

I'm gonna set up my stat amplifier move that I forget the name of in this game

[Ridley @CaptainRidley]

alright NOW square tf up.

[Lufas Maphaahl (Softlocke arc) @ReshaperofHell]

Feels more appropriate