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The worst. (he/him)

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

Based on that one tweet, I've put together a ranked list of all the movies I've watched that could reasonably be considered to feature racing motorsports lol. I guess at least F1 makes the top ten.

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

@OnederBoy @StevenWallaby Ayo, Tarantino isn't gonna have sex with you.

[Chapspar Broé 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @King_C_Ruel]

@StevenWallaby Tarantino is just one of those guys where you have to say while gritting your teeth "gotta hand it to him".

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

1. Spielberg - Undeniable.
2. Coppola - The most inspired of the set.
3. Lucas - American Graffiti and being the mastermind of Indy makes him fire.
4. Scorsese - He's got his ups and downs imo but when he hits, out of the park. Hasn't hit in 15 years though.
huge gap
5. De Palma

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Rank the film brats.

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

WHO EVER YOU ARE

WHERE EVER YOU ARE

WHAT EVER YOU DO

WHAT EVER YOU KNOW

WHAT EVER YOUVE SEEN

WHAT EVER YOU BELIEVE

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...SHUT THE *FUCK UP* ABOUT THE ODYSSEY

[Jessica @BadPostsLLC]

I can't really take seriously anyone who treats the Criterion Collection as anything other than a pretty good boutique home video company, which is what it has always been

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

As the screenwriter of The Batman 2: Still The Batmanin', I can confidently spoil that Alfred dies in the first act from a heroin overdose. We did this to free his commitments.

[Ashnflash @Ashnflash]

I’m curious with him being so busy with this. How much of a role will Alfred have in Batman Part 2? Will he be clean shaven now too?

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

@FilmAddictDavid That's not a black door, it's still open. I think someone just turned off the light in the hallway it leads to.

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

I don't know, I don't think I'd want my picture associated with this story whether I'm the guy who commit suicide or the girl who had to witness it and then land a plane.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

One could always point to Denzel Washington as Don Pedro in Much Ado About Nothing 3 years earlier if they want to stick it to racists about colorblind casting in Shakespeare movies, which still feels irrelevant to colorblind casting in Homeric epics (both non-issues).

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

I agree with the general point but goddamn Perrineau is not even the best performance in Luhrmann's movie, let alone one of the greatest performances in the history of the Shakespeare movies (which I don't think that movie has any candidates for and I like the movie).

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

One concrete reason I find the RW backlash against Nolan's casting so absurd is that Baz Luhrmann cast Harold Perrineau as Mercutio (a cross-dressing Mercutio, no less) 30 years ago, and Perrineau delivered one of the greatest performances in the history of Shakespearean movies.

It was plainly a brilliant casting choice, and if you didn't watch the film because you were offended by imaginary wokeness (back then, we called it political correctness), it was your loss. Until you see Nyong'o's performance, you are in no position to judge whether Nolan made a good decision in casting her.

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

@edgewalker81 SEE IT OR DONT WHO GIVES A FUCK. AT THIS POINT I JUST TAKE IT AS A MATTER OF COURSE THAT MOVIES MADE TODAY ARENT FOR ME. ITS CALLED BEING OLD. PEOPLE USED TO UNDERSTAND THIS

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

Some of y'all don't deserve Hugh Jackman if you don't appreciate Les Miserables, The Greatest Showman, and Song Sung Blue. Fella makes those movies much better than they were meant to be.

[RinRabbit #BB28 @SooRabbitt]

@_TheSmartAlec1 Someone put him in a GOOD musical for the love of god

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

Don't worry, if I see Minions 3, I'll probably like it.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

some so-called “late style”/“vulgar” appreciators will just praise any old auteur slop like it’s countercultural (Megalopolis, Costner’s rape westerns). do you have the ideological and aesthetic steadfastness to admit when Minions 3 is good? or the Markiplier movie? likely not.

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

The Rock, easy.

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

if you had to watch every single film one of the following actors had been in, in release order, while not looking at your phone or doing anything else to divide your attention, and without watching any other films until you’re done… whose catalog are you picking?

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

Never heard her music but I dig her chicken strips.

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

I never understood the love for Raisin Midphy. she’s got like 1 1/2 bangers

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

(The two unwatchable movies are The Card Player which is so unremarkable and Do You Like Hitchcock? which is beneath its already low tv movie standards)

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

"Dario Argento hasn't made a good movie since 1987" is an understandable sentiment, even if I don't share it. "hasn't made anything watchable since 1987" is flatout perplexing. He has maybe only two unwatchable movies, otherwise even the dogshit is entertaining lol.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

My most delusional wish is to see Dario Argento make one last good movie despite having not made anything watchable since 1987

[DiabolikDVD.com @diabolikdvd]

Chase scene in ...
Point Break > One Battle After Another

[STinG @CaptainSTinG]

@cinemattie @selfstyledsiren I have never seen a single human being say a nice thing about Reed, come on lol.

[Joseph K. @wallsallaround]

I don’t know why anyone feels allegiance to a film company that’s been functionally a merch company for years