The Don

Hawks Fly Together. Jamaica IA Class of 2009. 24 Hour Fitness Fanatic. Slow Roll Fast Tumble.

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

The ’90s kicked so much ass.

Pitch: “I have an idea for summer hockey.”

ESPN: “We need summer programming. Arenas are empty. Go on.”

Pitch: “No arena. It’s on the beach.”

ESPN: “Hockey. On a beach.”

Pitch: “Right you are, kemosabe. Teams like the Dawg Pac and Salsa.”

ESPN: “So… a normal rink by the ocean?”

Pitch: “Not exactly. The end boards are ramps.”

ESPN: “I don’t like it.”

Pitch: “Oh.”

ESPN: “I FUCKING LOVE IT.”

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

The woat. Can’t believe this guy has such a huge fan base. Zero self awareness, might be a full on narcissist.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

-Left the tour for LIV knowing he would get banned
-Burned every possible bridge in the process
-Sued the tour
-AND passed on the Returning Member Program offer that was only available for a short time....

And is still talking about playing the PGA Tour *AND* LIV 🙄

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A Phillies fan won an auction & got to call an inning on the Phillies radio network

Someone give this man a job

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@ilannfl18 PCA is more VALUABLE to the Cubs than Shohei is to the Dodgers

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Hard to know if the Iran war's been a success.

On the one hand, we've failed to achieve our main objectives, driven up the price of various commodities, and shown Iran that they can squeeze the Strait of Hormuz.

On the other hand, all it took was the virtual exhaustion of our entire long-range precision missile supplies.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Potential start of the championship DVD after the Cubs trade deadline

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@Michael_Cerami Bro 😂

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@CubsZone @Michael_Cerami Not so Fast Cubs Zone

[Flash Gordon @FlashGordon2433]

Worst chair in the game

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@BudElliott3 Bud, might be helpful to say the position and teams for these. Otherwise it’s a random list of names for most of us

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

Love Boog but dude chill out on the enthusiasm for an opponents great play

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

we have lost our ways as a society

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

"Who has the strongest SOS?"

"The SEC."

"Why?"

"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How good are SEC teams?"

"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"

"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@ChrisMWilliams Come on CW. You don’t get it! Monsters got the Cool Factor, Home Run Deal. Your words not mine!

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@UCBearcatUC @ChrisAcer5 @FOS Not being the exclusive logo patch inherently drives down whatever the additional patch deal would be, while looking twice as tacky. I think this also proves that’s 360 deal for 16 teams and a conference patch should’ve been higher than 20M. It’s a bad bad deal

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@ChrisMWilliams Chris, with Ohio State fetching i17M for a single patch? Are you still feeling the Cool Factor on 20M for Patch, Field, and entire conference naming deal with Monster? Thanks.

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@DanFriedman81 @MikeHoncho5ezc @rBillSimmonsPod Dude, being the 4th billed guy in these is not that same as breaking World Record for attendance at a Stand Up show. 77 thousand. Ed Helms never had that juice, I’m sorry. They both currently have podcasts and guess whose is way bigger…

[The Don @CaptainSchlitz]

@DanFriedman81 @MikeHoncho5ezc @rBillSimmonsPod Gillis on an a one man Arena tour, Netflix created show and one of the most successful podcasts will certainly be much richer than Ed Helms if he isn’t already. Crazy take.

[Murda @Murda_OTB]

Kyle Porter is inching towards DRap for me… monitoring closely

[Vishnu Parasuraman @vrp2003]

This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists. The committee placated them after Bama was "left out" (for better teams, mind you) in 2024. In 2025:

-5 of the 12 teams in the playoffs were SEC
-Their only playoff wins were against a G5 and each other
-Their lowest seeded team was ranked ahead of two 10-2 teams (one of which made the NC Game) and an 11-2 team despite being 10-3. That team's losses included a blowout loss to a 5-7 FSU team that won 2 games in the ACC and a 21-point loss to UGA. They then lost to Indiana by 5 TDs in the Rose Bowl.

All evidence points to the SEC getting TOO MANY teams in. So what are they saying now?

They are complaining that a 9-3 team with a loss to a 4-win Florida team, that also needed miracles to beat Mississippi State and Kentucky, did not jump the aforementioned 10-2 and 11-2 teams (all 3 of them) and get in over the team that made the NC Game so they could have HALF the teams.

You don't have to listen to the gaslighting. Tell them to actually be good at football next time and move on.