Captain Shapely

Great at finding uneconomic quantities of oil. Slow on the uptake. Living best life.

[Captain Shapely @CaptainShapely]

There are situations in life where you just don’t know enough stuff.

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Cauliflower rice is fool’s rice.

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@realEstateTrent I feel threatened by your use of the word “trigger”.

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@EnergyPeddler Is it oxy’s carbon capture efforts? Serious question.

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@SusannaZRH Takes a lot of energy to recover helium.

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@iononrecourse @TailsWindsFI @shawngorham You got rich by F’ing over a hard worker. Not surprised you can’t find another willing idiot to fill his shoes.

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@bitcoinbubby I’d start by not calling your audience plebs.

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@bikesnobnyc I think many ebikes should be called “low-powered electric motorcycles”. It’s disappointing. Someone would build an escalator up Everest if it could be done.

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@ShelbyGrosch B. Is this a question?

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@EnergyCredit1 Disagree. Costs are escalating too fast to confidently add rigs. Frac and facility costs are going to be 50-100% more than a year ago. Already most of the way there.

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@banannawine @realEstateTrent Sounds like whining.

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@banannawine @realEstateTrent Boo! Hisss!

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@DevoutDriller @MOAR_Drilling Enverus is a liar!

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@NextWaveEFT I just report gross acres. It’s more better.

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@realEstateTrent 10 hours. I do anyway.

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@BunkiePerkins No. The pathetic 6yo is the asshole. What a loser they are for not being as good as your kid ? I only let my kids associate with kids who peak early and grow up to obsess about stupid shit.

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@EFTwife It’ll go to shit at $80. Don’t do it.

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@thetradingchick I don’t.

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@jhadawayfc Don’t try to solve her problems. That’s not what she wants. Listen and give empathy. Nothing more.

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@EnronChairman To once feel empathy