Captain Smartarse

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@mart_brooks @jk_rowling @David_Joseph 🤔😆😆😂😂😂🤣 I’m still thinking!

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@BarryF107 @jk_rowling @SaintCirce @Keri_J_Russell An old fart and a bloke Barry.

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@bphillipsonMP They’re not free.

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@benonwine Not quite, but close. I am now automatically wary. 😢

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@ClarkeMicah He’s returning. Via a train station. Victory laurel over a hun helmet trophy.

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@NABurkinshaw @Jebadoo2 It’s at times like this I wish I had a vote! Is it too late to move???

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@Tysemon101 I ‘spect she’s a bit shaky? Could always get a 70’s jap? 😘

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@andrechapelon1 @bigbluetractor @climbtechy @ClarkeMicah But you are.

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@andrechapelon1 @bigbluetractor @climbtechy @ClarkeMicah 😢

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@andrechapelon1 @climbtechy @ClarkeMicah @bigbluetractor Gone. To Normandie.

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@bigbluetractor @andrechapelon1 @climbtechy @ClarkeMicah You may be a bit posher than me, I can only apologise for my upbringing. Dad was a northerner perhaps I should have chosen more wisely?

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@andrechapelon1 @climbtechy @ClarkeMicah @bigbluetractor Is that worse than juvenile? Not sure.

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@andrechapelon1 @climbtechy @ClarkeMicah @bigbluetractor I’ve always used Train station, but I’m only 63 and live in England?

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@ClarkeMicah @JayBee25101269 😆keep going, he’ll crack in time! 👍⌛️

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@AngryBootneck @LibertyLydia @frankwrighter Lydia has been had, tours of Uganda? Loss of pension? 🤔

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@LibertyLydia Never heard of Uganda tours, I smell BS.

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@owenjonesjourno I wonder how you do that. Sounds quite a challenge?

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@BurnsideWasTosh @labourlewis Beautifully put!

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@wokeandwoofing 😆😆😂

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@17thAttempt @jk_rowling 😆😆😆😂