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Tech, Shitposts, Gaming. $GME

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

I like the stock

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

https://t.co/kVPvOobXU2

[Brungus @BrungusTwo]

They’re putting a fucking data center in west ardougne

[My screen is red @tradeoilstocks]

“Give them a massive amount of oil, agricultural land, copper, freshwater, and every natural resource in the world. Now make them neighbors with the biggest market in the world. Great, now have them leave the resources in the ground and instead flip condos to each other”.

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

@ryancohen @Shripriya Hasn’t had a post concerning eBay since over a year ago lol

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

So is this just ripping off chaos from 40k? Are the ruinous powers visiting us before the Imperium? Sure hope the Inquisition doesn’t find out about this.

[Chris Ramsay @chrisramsay52]

Excuse me??

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[Daniel Franke @dfranke]

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection.

You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum.

You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom.

You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine.

You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two.

You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

Let’s fucking gooooooo

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

Proposal to acquire eBay.
https://t.co/FwjcxbDmyt

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

POV it’s Friday afternoon in 2005

[Best of Star Wars @bestofstarwar]

Kids these days would not last a minute fighting on Geonosis.

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Big Booty Bitches - ALostPeople (2008)

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

@So1_TheGuy I haven’t even done combat yet, been saving the pacts and just kept skilling lol been putting it off since they mentioned making changes, so this works out great for me to try the build I want now

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

@So1_TheGuy Exactly, it’s a limited time game mode for fun to try out content you might not do normally without a ridiculous long grind. You’re supposed to be OP, not get stuck with a dogshit build because you struggle with mid-late game.

[ThinkingWest @thinkingwest]

Recipe for an incredible childhood: Stephen Biesty’s Cross section books

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

@wasianterror CB7’s are classic

[$nackz @CaptainSnackz]

@glim1000 @ronmortgageguy They would likely have to demolish the building and start over.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.