Captain Spitfire

Lead Wonderbolt.
Flight like a Phoenix.
"I love my job"

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

Scenes like these are happening all over Equestria. You could be next… unless… you make the most important decision of your life.

Prove that you have the strength and the courage to fly.

JOIN the Wonderbolts.

[Minuette @Colgybr45h]

@CaptainSpitfir3 Spitfire is being a John Helldiver

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@FleetFootMLP Im gonna find out who said it.
Show them how WRONG they are!

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

Say that again YOU WONT
GO AHEAD SAY IT AGAIN
*slams hooves on table*
SAY. IT. AGAIN.

[𝖥𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗍𝖥𝗈𝗈𝗍 🧲 @FleetFootMLP]

Name is Fleetfoot. Apart of the elite Aerobatic Group called Wonderbolts.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash … rainbow?
Take off tomorrow, go hang out with the kid or something.
Sounds like you need it.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

*deep breath*
Get ahold of yourself Spitfire…
Theyre just TRYING to get a reaction at this point.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash You doing alright Crash?
seem like youre REALLY overthinking yourself today.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash What you meant isnt what you said Crash!
*throws paper into shredder*
Dont worry, this question sucked anyway.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash Oh? You know what… go ahead.
Go tell the princess who gets ponies screaming for her flank everyday how we should start publically recording that very information.
And then- go tell me how she responds~

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash Nice save.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

Sc- i-
…
Im sorry thats not flying, thats falling with style.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash Well youre right, its not me.
But even as team captain who has the biggest flank isnt data that i record or even something they should WANT!

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash And yknow what the other half is? Keeping off the GROUND!
And if youre only doing the falling part then hows that gonna go, Crash?

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@FillyRainboDash I have so many questions…

[Thunderlane @Thunder_Ln]

@acertaindash The greatest pain in the captain's flank.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

1: Yes but you mean wing ups, and its 100 per mistake

2: a lot, but the only written ones are to make it onto the Reserves. Once in its ALL flight based testing. As it should be

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

Be careful saying stuff like that out loud kid.
Im happy you look up to us, but dont go mentioning that to anypony you find, I wont be able to help what happens.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

… wing stretches…
I didnt one time, we dont talk about that time.
Do your wing stretches.

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@Thunder_Ln she rips a paper in half and turns around to face the door as he approaches.

“Its nothing! Dont worry about it!”
Said immediately as the paper halves are thrown away into the corner of the room.

“Just ponies being stupid. As usual.”

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

@acertaindash Your sheer speed makes up for whatever your head is lacking… so you being on the team isn’t questionable

[Captain Spitfire @CaptainSpitfir3]

I just walked into my office and found a HUGE stack of papers all filled with your absolutely insane and ridiculous questions!

Theres a lot more of you than I expected, Ill give ya that. Ill answer them all after the morning training.
( there will be a lot of screaming. )