Captain Steve

Chancellor of The Rag-And-Bone Society. Former Imagineer. Check out the Mermaid Grotto on YouTube!

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First Friday Road Closures https://t.co/oQnU1hpsAy

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December 1 Road Closures https://t.co/w6m7TjCrwG

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Been a while since I posted on Twitter. Don’t even recognize the place.

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@realDonaldTrump Moron!

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@Nutrisystem how come there are no Cheese Tortellinis in my Cheese Tortellini lunch? In two out of two cans, all I got was tomato broth... no tortellinis!

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@StephenAtHome The joke around Gaffen, SC, is that their giant peach water tank looks like someone’s butt-crack, but that’s just silly! I can’t think of anyone who is actually orange... or can I?!⚓️

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@colbertlateshow The joke around Gaffen, SC, is that their giant peach water tank looks like someone’s butt-crack, but that’s just silly! I can’t think of anyone who is actually orange... or can I?!

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From the Casino Dealers Meme Facebook group.

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@MoscoMoon just watching your 50k subscriber live-chat... (congrats, by the way,)... and I’m really enjoying it, but got well and truly freaked out when you started quoting “Friends” in a perfect American Accent!! Who knew you could do that!!!! Whoa!!⚓️

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