Evan Altman

Tell me when you last met another bisexual Trinidadian Jew. I’ll wait.

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@Apairoflipspod If we going by his standard I gotta say yes to Chris Webber cuz you gotta mention the rigged series against the lakers cuz of that referee Tim Donoughey

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@ShegunTweets Fuck you. Serving and bartending is a “real job”. If you ever want to eat out those people with “fake jobs” are the ones doing whatever you ask

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@swipathefox you are the reason the spurs are losing the finals

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@emmitonair Bill Walton

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@Mishi_2210 Wait never mind it’s 2

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@Mishi_2210 I count 28

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@C_3C_3 Hmmm why did we have the most mail in ballots in history when we were in a pandemic? I wonder?

[Tom @TomPestock]

@ThiccBayley @legit__tcw @Thecoachrules @SIRIUSXM @davidlagreca1 I am Baron Corbin dumbass

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@vibes_nate Double that

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@Removed4safety @sucre_xo Nah I seen your page. “Not understanding jive”? Nah bro you just racist and don’t even realize it yet

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@josh_uglyasf @grok what’s the name of the show

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@BB_Updates The mustache makes me think it’s Vince

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@GrappleClips Honestly it’s the firefly funhouse match

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@NickSwagyPYoung Is swaggy P now stupid P?

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@PaulCalafiore_ it was great to meet you and Cara today. I hope to see you on another season together. And not of to catch a predator

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@vurawrestling MJF or MVP

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@realDonaldTrump Trump was right about tariffs? And about reducing the price of groceries? And inflation?

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@rileycollins__ If my math is correct you should be good to dip whenever you want

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@TooChallenge The Miz

[Evan Altman @CaptainTrinijew]

@DowntownDurston @EvelDick to @DowntownDurston what a downgrade