Just call me Al

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Enter the @kitsbow #obsessives Road Contest to win a new road kit, Santa Cruz Stigmata and much more: https://t.co/VgwuBvQwVs

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Win a Trip to Jackson Hole Mountain Resort + $1500 in gear from Woolrich, Huckberry, and United By Blue! https://t.co/qddqIsqTEk

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

They should give @FloydMayweather a stand to explain how to defeat ISIS #GOPDebate

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Called the Development Bank of Japan today. Their hold music sounded like the soundtrack from Pokemon Yellow #throwback

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

My dad turned 50 on Sunday and he celebrated with a colonoscopy

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Does anyone fly spirit often that would like 2,500 free miles? I got a coupon but apparently I've already redeemed too many...

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

The Dodge/Hunger Games commercials are really ruining the whole thing for me

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Hail Santa

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

If you're listening to music at work and it's not Metal or NPR, try it out #MetalMotivation #NPRisMetal

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

So Hillary has been through 7 Benghazi hearings and Carson says he is being scrutinized unfairly about his lies..

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Whoever is curious what's on my Christmas List... https://t.co/xnJjoT6p2b

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

If you're ever bored, read through the comment sections on Fox News articles, then contemplate your place in life as an American citizen

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me ever since daylight savings

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

thinking about some type of satanic tattoo. Is that weird do I need an exorcism?

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

I dress like shit, call it fashion

[VICE @VICE]

Still true https://t.co/NUuYxGnrRR

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

I think Ted Cruz has the most punchable face of anyone in the whole world

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

Radiotopia Fall Campaign 2015 via @CommitChange https://t.co/q2KTOg4qyC

[Just call me Al @CaptainWaleck]

May or may not have stunk up my whole office with some too-old leftovers #officeMVP #RedBull #Help

[NU Cycling @nu_cycling]

Best of luck to our very own @mcneill_ken at @USACcollegiate MTB Nationals! #shredtimeorbedtime #McDoubleWatts #powerwobble