Captain Zero Fun

râleur, Yevgenia Krasnova’s limousine driver, Tony DiBenedetto is my co-pilot, Chairman of the Bored©️

[Captain Zero Fun @CaptainZeroFun]

True personal freedom is choosing to live [well] below your means.

#ThoughtExperiments

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

I think more normal people need to start making flags to represent them. Too many crazy people have a monopoly on flags.

[Captain Zero Fun @CaptainZeroFun]

I recognize this beach anywhere, even without bikes!

[Brian Shannon, CMT ⚓️ @alphatrends]

Massachusetts coast

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

🚀 🇺🇸 We have liftoff!! And something worth landing in…

🦀 Our Bay Sauce hits stores soon!

First stop in the flying car? The store for our BRAND NEW Bay Sauce. 🦀 Coming to shelves soon!

[Captain Zero Fun @CaptainZeroFun]

Really surprised @TheOnion has not yet weighed in here. 👀

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

TRENDING: University of Chicago students are protesting at the CME, demanding an end to the federal ban on onion futures

Student-led group For Our Futures is rallying to call for a repeal of the 1958 Onion Futures Act

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Simply wanting it more than everyone else is absolutely a competitive moat.

The sooner you realize this, the better

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Almost time to see some serious shit…

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

Who else popped their popcorn in this unit?

[Dream Theater @dreamtheaternet]

#DT17 is underway…

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Criminals. You can't trust any agreement with them, certainly not a ceasefire.

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Wisdom @TalebWisdom]

Taleb on True Wealth.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

Have you seen it?

[Captain Zero Fun @CaptainZeroFun]

Also…

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

A growing body of evidence suggests millions of surgeries performed each year are unnecessary. They cause needless physical pain and financial stress—and are a terrible waste of resources

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Researchers finally discovered the underlying cause of imposter syndrome. It's because you're an imposter. Everyone knows what they're doing except you. We can all tell you're in way over your head.

[Parisian Aesthetics @Parisianaes1]

Love is the answer

[Captain Zero Fun @CaptainZeroFun]

@BoredElonMusk Fat free yogurt, eggs, turkey.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

On this date in 1986, "Double Dare" debuted on Nickelodeon.

BITE-SIZED FACT | Hosted by Marc Summers, the messy game show became a Nickelodeon classic, eventually producing 482 episodes during its original 1986–1993 run. #80s

[P.D. Mangan Health and Freedom Maximalist 🇺🇸 @Mangan150]

Too many people have low agency.

You can just do things, you know.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

"Mr. Wizard's World" debuted on Nickelodeon today in 1983. The educational science series ran for six seasons and aired 78 episodes.

BITE-SIZED FACT | Don Herbert returned as Mr. Wizard, demonstrating science experiments and explaining how everyday things worked. #80s

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

On this date in 1985, the "M.A.S.K." (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) animated series debuted on television.

BITE-SIZED FACT | The cartoon was developed alongside Kenner's M.A.S.K. toy line, with the toys and animated series helping introduce kids to the characters and vehicles. #80s

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

I don’t need cute agents to make my personal life easier.

I need capable agents to make my work easier.

I can handle my personal life and outside of having to deal with bills or customer service, actually enjoy handling things myself. Slowly. And without giving up immense personal data about myself.