Captain 1kea

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@GOLDCOUNCIL Omg is that fucken Sea of Thieves?

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@marionumber4 @somekae_ I mean yeah theyre transphobes not rapephobes

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ @TheSnowGuy_ WHY ARENT YOU HAPPY WITH MY NUDES

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ Yum!

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ Also wtf happened to this conversation? It started with hi and now were down to inner conflicts about sexual fantasies
We need rehab from sex and porn

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ This is why people don't talk to us

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ you have no idea of the inner struggle I deal with everyday, just so I don't scream I that I like when women do weird things to me

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ fighting stupid autism demons

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ this reminded me of something pretty nsfw that my brain for some reason needs to say but I'm not letting it slip out in this thread

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ wtf is that supposed to mean.
No but really, I don't know if that's a compliment, or an insult

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ Fear my poop jokes and god complex

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ you're god damn right we are AND NO ONE IS TAKING MY POSITION AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
or I will shit my pants like my name was Hector Salamanca

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ already on it pal

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ i am speed

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ My brother wants The Skull Merchant to wield Man-hacks
Mf is already 25% Combine Assassin Kae they can't just add more Half-Life shit without a collab

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ @CompanyOch hihi

[Captain 1kea @Captain_1kea]

@somekae_ @CompanyOch yes fam, I don't know the password to the account so I have that one on the phone lmao