Captain Aislinn

Don't follow your dreams chase them. (don't forget to bring music too.)

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

Hux: Our superweapon must contain no flaws.
Ben: Are you saying flaws are bad? ARE YOU SAYING I'M BAD? *destroys fridge*
Hux: *head on desk*

[Captain Aislinn @Captain_Aislinn]

@TrevorMoran inspired #kidsmakeupchallenge makeup creds: @MiannGrace

[Matt @radartech_matt]

#2017Predictions

Kylo Ren will still be shredded.

[Matt @radartech_matt]

Kylo Ren for president 2020!

[Captain Aislinn @Captain_Aislinn]

#HomeOpener #MarchingBand

[Matt @radartech_matt]

The best way to warm a heart is with a lightsaber.

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

You say
you want to be
like Batman

You do know
he was working
to AVENGE his parents
right?

Yeah
you'd better
clean your room

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

Hux has been lecturing Ben about "the benefits of order" since dawn. Ben keeps throwing socks at Hux's face. They have a great partnership.

[Matt @radartech_matt]

Friends don't let friends become Jedi.

[Liam @LiamPayne]

Thank you for trending me today I hope I always make u guys proud in one way or another

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

Ben is muttering about freezing Han in carbonite while Han growls "Whiny emo dark lords" under his breath. It's so nice when they get along.

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

Via text:
Ben: no1 can make me get out of bed
Ben: no1
Ben: im STANDING ON PRINCIPLE MOTHER
Ben: mom ru there
Ben: wheres every1 im bored

[Literate Chewbacca @ChewieCanRead]

Stop giving lightsabers to Skywalkers. #ShapeTheFutureIn5Words

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

Ben: I'm so much like Batman. He's dark and brooding and tortured, and he has dead parents!
Me: ...
Ben: I'm still working on that last bit.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

Why do call when you flip a Twi’lek?

Heads or tails!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn’t Hang Solow!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

Why didn’t Master Luke cross the road?

Because last time he got a ticket for Skywalking!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

What do you call a pirate droid?

Argh2-D2