Captain Alicorn

captain of snuggle alicorns

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Elon Musk may be a libertarian but he’s begging for 8 dollars with the intensity of a lifelong democratic senator

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

Matt gaetz tracking down his opponents child son and taking pictures of him and posting them online, to me, just solidifies that he's an opportunistic sex offender who would go after little boys in addition to little girls

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

Somebody call EA (maker of SIMS) to jump on it first lol

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

Alternate title: zuck wastes bucks by making corporate mii (a la Nintendo Wii) https://t.co/BceJNqA883

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

Tfw when SNL is so threatened by the idea of white men being held accountable for sexual misconduct, and so threatened by how people respond positively to that accountability, they make a skit to make themselves (but no one else) feel better. They wrote it because they're scared.

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

https://t.co/IpOQBhZz9x this guy saw Elizabeth Holmes very publicly get caught for this and thought "but if I do it no one will figure it out" the audacity

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

The Internet showed me "adeus" and "adeusinho" are also goodbye which sound more like what I remember, I guess this is a regional difference

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

Duolingo says Portuguese for "goodbye" is "tchau" and I'm having a crisis bc I've never heard any of the Portuguese people I know say this in my entire life, they just ended calls with "ou brigado" or "ok" or "bye" CODE SWITCHING IS WILD

[. @MarisaKabas]

it took three weeks from overturning roe to arguing that actually it’s okay for a 5th grader to be pregnant

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

@kakkoreborn I am pretty sure that wasn't your brain, it was angry hallway man

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

@kakkoreborn It was SUCH a clear face though!! Usually I can never see faces in dreams!!!

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

Could a psychic explain to me what it means when you very clearly see a face in a dream, and it's not of a person you know? Kthnx

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

This is a big deal!! https://t.co/xJplOMuo5k

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

When you see that the NYPD is lurking around Amazon facilities harassing and arresting union organizers, but is nowhere to be found when a mass shooting takes place, the real role of police in society becomes much clearer.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

I think billionaires should pay throttlingly burdensome taxes, not to improve society, but because it makes them sad.

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

THIS WEEK DON'T CROSS THE PICKET LINE #EtsyStrike https://t.co/pDlu9K5LaD

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

@kakkoreborn .....have you been reading the webcomic "eaternal nocturnal"?

[Captain Alicorn @Captain_Alicorn]

If the academy actually gave a shit about violence they would ban Casey Affleck, Roman Polanski, and all the other violent rapists they have in their ranks

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

UNUSUAL WAY to spend your days but ok