"A new episode of Frieren, I'm going to watch it."
*A few minutes later.*
"What is this? Again we have Himmel the Hero demonstrating how a true hero should act even though he isn't the hero of legend and inspiring people even almost 30 years after his death? Based as hell."
"The message just repeats. Defect, Defect, Defect."
"Touching, any idea what it means?"
"Dear Humanity. We regret being defective bastards, we regret our defective war, and we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our defective ass fleet!"
"OOH-RAH!"
I saw a woman walking her dogs and asked,
“What are their names?”
She said, “Calvin and Klein.”
I said, “Like the underwear?”
She smiled “Yeah, They’re boxers!”