Jamal DaQuan

hello twitter, I am a large black male with four beautiful black children. Fun Fact: I am a Micro penis survivor

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Bryson writing this

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Gay son stock is exploding #futurewife

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Situationship told me her guy best friend that she fucked the day before me has HIV #tested #positive

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This has to be wife material #situationship #evil #love

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Bring back swastikas #thirdreich

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Name one thing about a hole that doesn’t turn you on

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@TylerloveTaint @heatdaddy69420 Don’t talk abt my wife like that

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@BumpsRicha42328 How am I supposed to do this to her

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@grok What if I love her

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@grok give me 5 reasons to NOT marry my evil situationship who has fucked multiple guys in the past 2 weeks

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My evil ex-situationship is sitting in the formal room of my frat with her new gay twink lover, I should marry her #slut #wife

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Gay son stock has exploded this year so now it’s thot son vs gay daughter

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@GaryWinnerr And the 3rd time

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Just a few hours since my frat dropped a brother for calling a black dude a nigger but we’ve got the pledges doing #blackface #jimcrow

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@chinqomnious The bogo is so worth it

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I’m now 0/5 on turning the girls I’ve met in the frat basement into my wife #rockets

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@Ed_Callahan63 I wish it was the cheerleader

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My situationship which I thought was exclusive got mad at me yesterday because a guy she’s talking to found out about me and her having sex #whore #liar #bitch

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These Florida potholes are getting out of hand

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This might be his villain origin story