Shane Falco

Super Bowl 52 Champions

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

Tell me why @Ticketmaster thinks they should make more profit per ticket than me, the season ticket holder. Adding $100 in fees per ticket is absurd. You can lick my ass

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

This is the best thing you will watch today.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

jahan dotson showing puka and davante adams his super bowl ring

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Me telling future generations about the 2025 FCS National Championship Game.

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To every older Eagles fan who complains about the Eagles all the time say what I said to my dad:

“If I had told you in 1999 they would make 4 super bowls, win two & get to 8 NFC championship games in the process, would you be happy or still complain about them all the time?”

[Nathan Carroll @Nathan_26_]

A great point from @TomFornelli…

The only people mad about Tulane and JMU in the playoff are talking heads and Notre Dame fans.

Haven’t met a single human IRL who is like “wow, sucks JMU is in, huh?”

Further reminder that CFB media is exceptionally out of touch.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

If you weren’t here for the Salute to Veterans Bowl on Tuesday…

Then don’t bother showing up this weekend to complain about the CFP.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

If you aren't watching Jacksonville State and Troy right now I don't want to hear your opinions on the CFP format.

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

Who the fuck is Joe Klatt?

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

This is perfect. @NCAAFootball @NCAA do this, imagine this bracket. Dudes would get divorced just to make sure they have a clear calendar to tune into every game

[CFB Rivalries @CFB_Rivalries]

Here is the 24 team FCS style bracket with conference champions added for this year. This is for fun and I get a lot of requests to see what it would look like. Don’t take it too serious. Enjoy!

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

@NextRoundLive @joelklatt This is the absolute worst take of all time and what makes it even more pathetic and sad is this doofus gets paid to spew this dumb shit.

[Josh Graham @JoshGrahamShow]

Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark was spot on when talking about Notre Dame’s ACC tantrum this week

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

@PhilaRoll21 @SpikeEskin @SpikeEskin is a turd with 0 ball knowledge, guys a fucking dork

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

@SportsRadioWIP There’s a reason sports radio is dying in Philly, the hosts are hot garbage. I can’t believe someone pays this man to spew this shit. My mans was the god damn Super Bowl mvp last year and you wanna bench him? Your sports takes are liquid shit bro

[Mostly Eagles Tweets  @MostlyEagles]

Orlovsky "the scheme sucks"
Nick Foles "the scheme sucks"
Greg Cosell "The scheme sucks"
Kurt Warner"The scheme sucks"
Jalen "The scheme sucks"
AJ "The scheme sucks"
Lane "The scheme sucks"
CJGJ "The scheme sucks"

Y'all: "Well maybe the quarterback..."

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

@secnumbersguy One of the worst sports takes of all time. SEC is already going to get 5/12 spots. Mid majors deserve a seat at the table too, it’s the COLLEGE football playoffs. Not the SEC playoffs dork.

[Shane Falco @Captain_Dangles]

Biggest flaw in football is that a bad team who fired their coach can ruin a good teams season by poaching their coach before the end of the year. NFL teams coordinators focusing on interviews instead of playoffs. College coaches leaving their teams before playoffs.

[2K SA (2026 NFL MVP) @BarkleysBurner_]

Me defending Jalen Hurts this week:

#FlyEaglesFly

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

FanDuel paid for the subway so every could be back with the tailgate boys again (hoagiemouth)