Hummus Enthusiast

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[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

Is it late stage capitalism or early stage socialism?

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@internet_james_ Me after receiving said text from InternetJames

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@internet_james_ Me looking for an incoming text from u

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@Austin_Powers04 computah, make them play

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@dailybreadmusic Let’s go boiiii

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Us in another life

[scarlet woman @halfawolfpup]

is king’s landing a walkable city

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@internet_james_ @shecallmemyron @moonboy_22 @SidneyCharlesM

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Uncle pussy the ocky way

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@dailybreadmusic Oh yeah?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@internet_james_ Lmfaooo (retweet)

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@ItsNotFirenze @internet_james_ I see the vision

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

You’re telling me Kobe braised this beef?

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

@LouieLetdown @zero__uk Lemme get a peek @ that crate

[Hummus Enthusiast @Captain_Ely_]

Mercury must not be in Gatorade rn, me n all my homies quenched asf