Captain Idaho

Struggling with that meaningfulness/absurdity balance on the Internet. Horror movies, vinyl records.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

@ChaseJames58 Is there an email address for Relentless press contact? Thanks.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

@TashaRobinson @nathanrabin I miss the AV Club circa 2011 so badly. You folks did some wonderful writing and I can’t find a site that is remotely similar in quality, depth, and general camaraderie between the contributors.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

@AaronBKoontz @kinky_horror @ScarePackage @Shudder @therealjoebob It was. It totally was. I watched it alone, but my friends and I were texting each other like, are you seeing this?!

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

Some folks want to tell you where they were when they saw The Beatles on Ed Sullivan, or heard about Kennedy Assassination, the fall of Saigon, or 9/11. I’ll tell’em where I was the night #Hogzilla premiered.

Thank you, @kinky_horror and @Shudder. #LastDriveIn @therealjoebob

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

“Love Theme from Hogzilla” is strikingly beautiful, Mozart meets Angelo Badalementi. Need vinyl, stat. @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @justinmartell12 #Hogzilla #lastdrivein

[Shudder @Shudder]

Life lessons care of @therealjoebob. #Hogzilla #TheLastDriveIn

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

@squirrellydan79 @Felissa_Rose @therealjoebob @SetDarcyFree If Punky was just wrapping up her second divorce and considering a third trip to community college to finish that degree in medical transcription, yes.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

The actress playing Joanna in #Hogzilla is a poor man’s @Felissa_Rose. The producers should have spent the money on her instead of @therealjoebob #TheLastDriveIn @SetDarcyFree #mangleddickexpert

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

“This little piggy had roast beef and the hog is an unclean animal... and God brought forth @Arbys...” is what I think you meant to say there, @therealjoebob

#TheLastDriveIn #Hogzilla @kinky_horror

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

I bet all the actors in #Hogzilla had great MySpace pages. @SetDarcyFree @therealjoebob #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

@kinky_horror Article from a local arts paper on the virtues of @therealjoebob. Hope you'll give it a look, Darcy.

https://t.co/h1cCWHxxLt

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

First in line for the Voigt-Kampf test

[Fiddler @cFidd]

Congrats everyone we made it to Blade Runner

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

Both my Watchmen trade paperback and Blu Ray are on loan. @watchmen On HBO is that good. View with great confidence.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

What are the chances @therealjoebob will host Tetsuo or Audition on the Red Xmas Marathon? Thoughts, @kinky_horror?

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

Thank you, @therealjoebob and @kinky_horror for introducing me to this one, which was also my first Drive-In and Joe Bob experience ever. Gonna have a copy on my shelf for decades to come.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

Can we get some proof of the original Halloween 4 cut? @kinky_horror @therealjoebob

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

@MikeTank007 @frightrags @kinky_horror @Shudder Yeah, I doubt HBO is sharing exclusivity.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

Michael Myers is murder crazy because his sister was aardvarking instead of keeping an eye on him. Duh. Right, @kinky_horror? #joebobmarathon

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

This is what I get for watching Halloween 4 last weekend. If anyone can help me like it, @therealjoebob and @kinky_horror can do it.

[Captain Idaho @Captain_Idaho]

How far along was that creature in the womb before its skull got attached to @therealjoebob ‘s bolo tie?