Devin Van Schmus

26 years old. K-State graduate, big pet person and most of what happens here it retweeting stuff so I can find it later

[Devin Van Schmus @Captain_Italia9]

Anyone else miss Looney toons?

[Devin Van Schmus @Captain_Italia9]

Hey @tacobell. Why the fuck can’t I use a gift card up anymore? I can’t apply the amount left because it is less than the order total. How tf am I supposed to create an order that is $2.17??

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

The American flag has no business on a Bible. This is not faith, nor is it patriotism. It is an abomination of both.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Lontrinhas 🦦 @Lontrinhass]

lontrinha dando a patinha pra receber carinho

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

My husband and I worked hard to pay off our student loan debt and we’ve saved for decades for our child’s college fund, so is it fair that others might just get their student debt forgiven?

Yes. It totally is.

I don’t need others to suffer just bc I did.

[Devin Van Schmus @Captain_Italia9]

I would just like to say that if my next birthday gift isn’t a binturong I don’t want it

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

History that is housed in Lawrence, KS 😎

[QueenGrits نحلة @quarantinebee]

100% of kids deserve free food, free healthcare, free school, free shelter; and we are failing them if we think anything else

[Devin Van Schmus @Captain_Italia9]

@GregAbbott_TX You’re an idiot

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Shit

[Devin Van Schmus @Captain_Italia9]

@friendbear_ I'd say business casual, you want to be comfy but still look professional while stuffing their maga hats down their throats