Jeremy D. Kaplan

When I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses I lost interest. Dragon Daddy, 海賊の王, Mayor of COVID county, and all around good guy.. Jeremy Kaplan

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

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[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

RONALDO WITH THE ABSLUTE SCREAMER!

#MyPLMorning | #MUNTOT

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

@markgoldbridge “ I would find it so easy to tackle a United player” bro.. can you even do 10 consecutive pushups? Fix that eye.

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

@markgoldbridge I love how you say “if I were in that position”. Dude.. you would never be in that position in any capacity. Fix your eye mate.

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

@elonmusk How bout them cowboys!

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@dallascowboys

[SƬΞPH @BlitzDallas]

COWBOYS NATION..THIS IS FOR YOU!

Yeah you can turn Jerry World into Disney World where all opposing fans can have a blast and we have no home field advantage because season ticket holders are cashing in their tickets and checking out. Cowboys Nation is a deserving fan base, deserving of on field production and success. We fans will reject being a reality TV football team.

WE ARE THE DALLAS COWBOYS ,THE TEAM THAT TOM LANDRY BUILT.

#MarkedMan #JerryFireTheGm

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

@elonmusk Ah yeah! Great sample size! Can’t wait! #science

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇸 Mauricio Pochettino becomes the new USMNT manager, leading the US to World Cup 2026.

After contacts with several managers, former Chelsea and Spurs head coach says yes to proposal and project, as per reports in US overnight.

Poch’s back. 🤝🏻

[Elia @luscielia]

marvel put him on a shoot on sight list after this

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Reminder that Donald Trump is a rapist, fraudster, and belongs in prison. He should drop out of the US election too.

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

@elonmusk Bot

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@elonmusk Good work #King! Way to tackle the true issues! You know what we need less of? Change.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Someone give this man an Oscar immediately

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Just retweet.

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@andromedism @Jay_Kap

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@oJaayCo @Jay_Kap

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

@DukeU @DukeParking hey duke parking, just wanted to remind you that you sucked.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

May The 4th Be With You

[Jeremy D. Kaplan @Captain_Kaplan]

My kind of people. LFG

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Phuck Philly

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Phuck Philly

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Hey Duke parking. @DukeParking @DukeU

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Spot on as per usual from @markgoldbridge 👏🏼