Katie Captain⚓

For a moment we shared a bright little corner of life /// Misplaced Nole in NC ❤💛

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@Queen_Teen13 Girl! Follow Katie Van Slyke! You get baby cows, goats, horses and donkies! Gives me so much serotonin

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

The shame of ordering in the local language and being spoken back to in English

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@AVoyles Omg I’m so excited for this journey for you! I just got on it as well and am blowing through them!

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

Trying to book boyfriend and I a couples massage on our Prague trip and I think that means something veryyyyy different in Czech. Search results are giving me erotic massages instead

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

I really would have expected the tiktok algorithm to stop showing me chicken and beef recipes by now since I’ve been pescatarian since 2020. Im not angry just disappointed

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@magsromano Try Kristin Hannah too! She’s my fav!

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid Global Entry app FINALLY got approved 🎉

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

Next international trip flights are BOOKED ✈️

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid MUST BE NICE

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

Happy Monday! I get to start my week by filing an HR complaint about a sexist POS at work. Yay! 🙃

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

Really the only times I miss eating meat is at sports games when I can’t have a shitty hotdog 🥲

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@Queen_Teen13 Are you talking about Petunia and Poppy?!

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@Its_Mason_Bitch As I LITERALLY looked up the price of a private jet today 😂 why are we like this?

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

Started booking reservations for Prague! Ready for the next passport stamp

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid Lmfao! Good for you! Only a tiny bit jealous

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid Omg I’m jealous! Maybe it’s just my area though since I’m a little further from a hub? Hope yours goes by quicker than mine!

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid Exactly where I’m at! It says it can take 6-18 months right now. Really considering just paying for pre-check in the meantime

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid Yep! Haven’t even had my interview yet

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@ItsSydTheKid Be aware the application for Global Entry is taking FOREVER right now. I submitted mine in April and it’s still pending

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

@Queen_Teen13 It’s wild! My family is OBSESSED with Kenny 😂

[Katie Captain⚓ @Captain_Katieee]

My boyfriend and I joke a lot about him being my parent’s favorite child but my brother decided to take that theory to a whole new level.

Brother got him an $180 bottle of whiskey for Christmas; I got a soup bowl 🙃