Captain Kierk

I like boats. I stream sometimes.

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

Let's calculate it.

Assume pure gasoline in an average 12 Oz (355 ml) bottle

1.33 dollars per 1000 ml of gasoline, filling 355 ml bottles is 47 cents of fuel per bottle.
Empty bottles cost as far as I can tell, 10.20 dollars for 12, so 85 cents per bottle. Continued below

[Persian Pixie 🎒 🏳️‍🌈🇱🇧🇾🇪🇵🇸☭ @leigh_fall]

How many Molotov cocktails could have been used for the money wasted on sex toys.😿

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

Today is 9/11.

25 years ago, just under 3,000 people died in terrorist attacks perpetrated by al-qaeda, 9,000 have died since due to related illnesses, and 57,000 have been diagnosed with cancers related to the attacks. Let's be respectful of those who died today, yes?

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@Squigg Those were working class people jumping too. Be respectful of the thousands that died and leave politics out of tragedy

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@TaxedBrassDied Yeah we entered a world war for less. Pearl harbor was bad but 9/11 was so so so much worse in both short and long term death toll and damage. Nuking the middle east or total war is an interesting alt history that isn't too far from possible reality

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@Ingusballs @25YearsAgoLive Fr bruh 😭

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@25YearsAgoLive Guess he's always been a piece of shit

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@HikariTaiyo_ch God i wanna ride an amtrak so bad

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@Japoutine Less painful death than burning. Faster.

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@FulStress @RogueKarmaVT I think it is very slightly

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@TBNRApollo @Maks_NAFO_FELLA I like this idea.

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@HamManTF With great determination and a strap

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@fuuwaku_ Ay a high quality remote vibrating button plug at a 50% discount is a hell of a deal

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@Hoppeism The socialist solution makes the problem not a problem

Cats wanting to lay in warm places isn't really a problem, laying directly on the vent was

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@killmeandeatme4 I wear oversized shirts, pants, and a jacket.

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@vilecrimetrio I got it in my 504 that the teacher cannot do anything about my handwriting, and must allow me to type if I ask without any question

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@Willowfoxxo I would want it to be possible to get a functioning reproductive system (of my own)

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@_chickenexe @maria_rcks Just a brain. The mind is a bit too complex for a bug to have

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@DomainDead He literally looks like the midpoint of an airheads commercial

[Captain Kierk @Captain_Kierk]

@CoffinsInBloom I feel like if I was dating a straight girl and figured myself out and came out as Trans to her I would understand if she broke up with me; she's not lesbian.