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[RapTV @Rap]

Top 10 most-streamed rappers in the US this week:

▪️1. Drake—988.9M
▪️2. NBA YoungBoy—154.8M
▪️3. Future—149.5M
▪️4. Lil Baby—95.8M
▪️5. Ye—93.6M
▪️6. Kendrick Lamar—88.1M
▪️7. Don Toliver 78.5M
▪️8. LUCKI—76.4M
▪️9. Rod Wave—67.5M
▪️10. Eminem—66.7M

[Lacy @LacyHimself]

4 drake songs, and a song about drake

[HFR Podcast @hfrpodcast]

Drake's 3 new albums are currently on pace to do a combined 1 BILLION streams first day 📈

This would be the most streams an artist has EVER recieved on Spotify in a single day.

[🇵🇹🇫🇷🇧🇷 #SolSociety @kyriewolves]

Everyone who was bumping Not Like Us in 2024 cannot listen to Iceman cause this is for us only

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The Cardinals hold on for the win over Dodgers and St. Louis has now won six consecutive games!

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Frankie Stockes @realStockes]

Real niggas hate AIPAC.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. Framemogging effortlessly.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch baseball”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a yankees fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the lineup?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Giving Cody Bellinger 162.5 million??? Fucking ridiculous. Have you seen his expected stats? Not upgrading at shortstop either is fucking insane too. Could’ve had Tucker or Bo.”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “Don’t even get me started on Paul Oldshit coming back”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Anthony Volpe jersey.”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Cody Bellinger outside of Yankee stadium

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a yankees fan and think this Cody Bellinger deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

BY9 takes it in himself

📺:FOX

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Rico Dowdle just posted this edit on his personal TikTok

When I tell you I sprinted to bet him to score a touchdown and the Panthers +10.5 I sprinted.

I must trust the TikTok.

[Gen. Bryce Young @GenBryceYoung]

Dearest mother,
I write you so filled with joy I may burst. Our unit has toppled the Portside Plank‑Pushers for sole command of the South. Private Ransom stepped into the enemy’s volley and plucked their shot from the air, leaving them stunned. Jubilant, I am beaming.
—Bryce

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

Heard we're 1 day away from the season 👀

[Keyshawn @Captain_Kilo]

@tempyatl @NFL 30-0

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success
LOOOOOOL🤣🤣

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“Dad, can you teach me how to play fantasy football?”

[Pitless @pitlessball]

Lonzo Ball UCLA tape