Captain Lawton

Fool from liverpool who now chats to people about wine.
YNWA

[Captain Lawton @Captain_Lawton]

@Errol0151 Can you get these as a podcast too Errol?

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@paddypower Trying my best with your online help team, but can someone at PaddyPower explain why my double on Liverpool to win the league and Everton to be relegated isn't paying out?

[Mike Rice Comedy @mikericecomedy]

Updated Trump Joke

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@ChloeBloxam Score prediction?

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

We’re witnessing greatness. We’ll miss him when he calls it a day.

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@DanOd_4 Should have been a Big Fraze win there.

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@TheRedmenTV My ear drums nearly burst then Paul!

Get in Darwin.

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@ntlflknr First thing that's made me proud to be British in a long time. 🇬🇧

[National Theatre Live @NTLive]

'I had unleashed the floodgates of a woman's heart' 😳

Throwback to BAFTA host David Tennant's powerful performance in GOOD.

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@TheRedmenTV The dead wasp shout is absolute poetry. 🤣🤣

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@TheRedmenTV can we have a Ev news reaction vid of just @ChloeBloxam laughing until she needs an oxygen mask please?

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

There it is

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@rebekkarnold No way???

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Cannot wait

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@lol13gills @WithoutWarny Every day you inch a bit closer towards becoming him.

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@paulanthjones Whaaaat! Why?
And then Michael Caine nods... is your heart frozen 🤣

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@TheRedmenTV @stehoare @ThePaulMachin @mrbloodred Is there a good place to get the lists you start with?