Lord Interrobang

Still trying to figure out who, in fact, I actually am.

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OMG OCD FTW LMAO LOL GTFO

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@johnpboyle Is the jersey schedule for the whole season public? Have a link or infographic? #Seahawks

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@itsJeffTiedrich Have you considered the hypocrisy of Justice Thomas wanting to “reconsider” every major civil rights decision EXCEPT Loving v Virginia?

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@SJohnsdottire Thank you for sharing your deeply personal and tragic experience. I assure you, you are cared for and cared about. We will get through this, no thanks to me as a man, but thanks to you as a woman of courage and strength.

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@CyrilleImbert @Dotemu It’s well past midnight (PDT) on release day and I still can’t play my preordered Shredder’s Revenge. 😭

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@MarkHamill @HuffmanForNC I’m not a bot and I’m pretty sure @MarkHamill isn’t one either

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@davidhogg111 @elonmusk I was just wondering this very thing. It’s terrifying.

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@RikerGoogling data fully functional

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@Kerr_Kurr My deepest condolences to you and your family.

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@ThomasPAVFC2 Nice work! Keep it up!

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how does the ass come off when you lmao

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@SoDamnFlyPie @TolarianCollege I know you meant well with this but it just sounds vitriolic. Tone is important, especially when people can’t hear your literal tone of voice.

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@ImSteveMigs I’m so sorry to hear you’re having health concerns in your family, Migs. Hugs.

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Hey @alyankovic How about a parody of @awolnation FAIL “Blame it on the gravity baby!”

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

America, where the planners of a violent insurrection have more constitutionally-protected rights than a woman who needs to end a pregnancy

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Never underestimate the power of telling someone to fuck off

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At least 1/2 dozen unmasked customers seen during 10-minute @Target run in Olympia. You have to let your staff enforce the rules. They want to keep guests safe but you won’t let them. All to make a few dollars more at the risks of people’s lives.

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Sure would be nice… 😏

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CAS – Central Authentication Servicem my https://t.co/cfLWzVXnha

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@PalmerReport He certainly deserves to spend his remaining days in solitary. He’ll sadly never see a courtroom, much less a jail cell. He’s got too many GOP sycophants on his side.