Billy Batson

Captain Marvel is the name! I'm a Hero, just like Superman and the rest of the Justice League!

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

Wait, how is that even possi-HOLY CRAP! RT @KryptonsWidower: Throws a building full of people back at him. https://t.co/0jwvSIfhI7

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

*Throws A car at her* RT @KryptonsWidower: Facts about Faora Hu-Ul.

Guns don't kill people.

Faora kills people.

#KryptonsWidower

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

*Throws A car at her* RT @KryptonsWidower: Facts about Faora Hu-Ul.

Guns don't kill people.

Faora kills people.

#KryptonsWidower

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@_BlackAdam Because, I'm pure of heart, or something along those lines. Least your outfit is cooler! *Billy smiled at Adam.*

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@_BlackAdam Yeah! She is super fast! Kinda makes sense when you think about it.

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@_BlackAdam I know it's not a game! Darla and I have this thing we do on the Weekends and I missed out one Saturday and she didn't talk to me for a week, which at first I thought would be cool cause she just goes on and on and on and on! Turns out, she's scary when mad...

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@_BlackAdam Oh yeah, that... *Billy scratched his chin.* I can't leave my family, can they come too? Or at least visit on the Weekends?

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@_BlackAdam I am!? Cool! I mean! *Clears his throat.* Thank you.... wait, why am I welcomed in Kaa...Kaq...Kana....

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

....Yes...yes it is done.... *Gulps.* I knew I forgot something...RT @_JustSayTheWord: “I’m well Billy and you? Is your homework done?”
Proceeds with a very serious squint. https://t.co/Uyjep6qQzV

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

Ms. Bookworm! How are you doing? RT @_JustSayTheWord: SHAZAM!! https://t.co/elbgERCRhC

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

Ms. Bookworm! How are you doing? RT @_JustSayTheWord: SHAZAM!! https://t.co/elbgERCRhC

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

SHAZAM!!!

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

Sounds like me! Everyday! RT @WomanOfTitanium: “I have no idea what’s going on.”

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

Meh, can't argue with that I guess... RT @MightAndValor: "Mary Marvel is ( so ) much better."

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

SHAZAM!!!

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

Do Kryptonians fart? Seriously. I saw Superman sneeze down a brick wall once and Supergirl knock over a buildboard with a cough. Everything they do is uber exaggerated by our Sun, right!?

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

*Squints*....Not sure if real....or sarcasm... RT @MightAndValor: ||:

Just a blonde whore from Krypton and I enjoy heatvisioning my ex Grayson's flaccid dick.

No bastard Shazams and Thors allowed!

Every man else is welcome.

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

I was thinking! I think! RT @Shazam_Skirt: “Maybe if you took a minute to think for yourself I could have.” https://t.co/qInH6oLd0K

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

You wouldn't shut up half the time! @Shazam_Skirt: "Even as kids we had a hard time talking to one another."

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

You wouldn't shut up half the time! @Shazam_Skirt: "Even as kids we had a hard time talking to one another."

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@KryptonsWidower *Captain Marvel shook his hand, his knuckles aching as he hears the sonic boom, (cont) https://t.co/r8xx8fWmgH

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@KryptonsWidower Hey! You're one of the Kryptonians who wrecked Metropolis, right? *Billy raised an eyebrow as he looked at the woman in black.* You gave Superman a pretty gnarly beat down!

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

SHAZAM!!!

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@KryptonsWidower *The kick sent out a shockwave, Captain Marvel flying across the skies fast. He (cont) https://t.co/Edtdofl6gP

[Billy Batson @Captain_Marvel_]

@KryptonsWidower Oh shiiiii-*Captain Marvel crashed against the stone abs of the Kryptonian, (cont) https://t.co/Qvtl1LbaHD