plant daddy

Notorious Skittles addict🔥Outspoken advocate of highway merge etiquette🔥Awaiting the day it all crumbles down around us and America turns into Mad Max

[Baby Jesus @bbyjesus305]

Congress passing the stimulus check

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

I gotta stop replying to people at work with "ayoooo" and "hollaaaa" and "whoop whoop" when they say shit like "ope, another day another dollar" and "living the dream!"

[Star Wars @starwars]

Hayden Christensen returns as Darth Vader, joining Ewan McGregor in OBI-WAN KENOBI. The Original Series begins 10 years after the dramatic events of Revenge of the Sith, and is coming to #DisneyPlus.

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

@HenryAb00710079 It is so ridiculously comical haha

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Verizon sends me one of these every month

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

@MariaMyhouse It has been for 4 years, nobody likes it

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

@MariaMyhouse Only 2nd to Wet Mechanism

[em ✨🪩 @emtheworst]

important announcement:

[Danya @dxxnya]

the man at the lemonade stand when that stupid fuckshit duck asks for grapes again

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

@danni_klein Inter-ception

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

The song Donald Trump by Mac Miller aged terribly

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Tryna see something, how much blood do you guys see in your toothpaste when you spit?

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Kinda bullshit that I can't survive off of tequila, candy, and goldfish

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Idk why but I absolutely can't stand when people at work ask what I'm eating for lunch, its a stupid fuckin question, I would legit rather talk about the weather

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Woke up today and couldn't decide if I wanted to wear a sweater or a vest and lemme tell you guys, I think I accidentally stumbled onto something big

[Titamus @Titamus303]

bartender: the usual?
me: you know it
bartender: *gives me a forehead kiss*

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

if the vibes are right i will allow a spider to keep living in my home

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Good lord, 2 questions, 1. what in the hell is your interest rate? And 2. Did you finance it for 30 years??

[plant daddy @Captain_Nanner]

Decided to drink martinis and watch James Bond last night cause i do things like that now i guess but I kinda forgot that a martini is just a big glass of liquor and I had 3 and now today sucks, lessons were learned.