Zoe The Orc

28 | UK | She/Her | I do the painting of the things
Possible 🔞, ye have been warned

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@ewant101 @skinkparty @basedgizmo @natminuszero Exactly this, some people steal bikes and then use those bikes to steal the petrol. That and we need to make sure everyone's over 16.

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@basedgizmo @natminuszero Genuinely, like I work at a petrol station and I can't let bikers start filling up until they take off their helmets. The amount of abuse I get from grown men is ridiculous, like a good 80% of them start going off at me like I'd asked them to shoot a dog, not take off a helmet...

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@DettanArts TALL WOMAN😍

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@warhammer Currently working on this boy!

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@horribleimp I've had a similar experience tbh, I only beat Rellana by scumming the hell out of her with the NPC phantom and Mimic Tear. When every boss can kill you in ~2 hits I stop caring about playing fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@DettanArts A cormorant dragon would look sick!

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@warhammer I began today with four AoS armies, and I end today with two. BoC just can't get a win, can they?

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@KuuEater NO PLANE CRASH CAN KILL JOSEPH JOESTAR!

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@DettanArts SHE

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@Nephiliac1 @DettanArts Weirdly enough, we're playing Rise of the Runelords converted over to 5e, hence the allowance of guns. It's mostly cos no-one in our group knows how to play PF, but we really like the setting!

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@Nephiliac1 @DettanArts Happy to oblige! Her name is Lucia, she's a Dhampir Rogue on a quest to slay her beloved vampire father who's gone all murder-crazy. She enjoys fine "wine" and intense philosophical debates with the party Cleric on what makes a creature inherently evil.

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@warhammer Cheers for announcing this when the Greater Daemons were already all gone. Really nice to know we never had a 'Last Chance to Buy' them at all

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@DettanArts EYYY Happy Birthday!!!

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C🍪MM for @Captain_Pansy

Thank you so much for the opportunity 💛 Your OC is amazing I loved drawing her!!💛💛

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@BloodBowl_Game I sincerely hope the battle pass content will be available to unlock after the season is over. Not everyone is mentally strong enough or has the time to endure constant Blood Bowl games to unlock everything, and the FOMO created by battle passes is pretty crappy.

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@WhittersRichard Jimjar! Best buddy NPC out of all the adventures! I'm also bringing Vizeran back when I run PotA, seeing as how he bankrolled the cult leaders

[Zoe The Orc @Captain_Pansy]

@WhittersRichard Out of the Abyss was the best campaign I ever ran, and those demon lord designs absolutely carried my imagination in running it! I'd no joke have that Demogorgon art framed in my room if I could!

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@KuuEater I'm supposed to be saving money for comic-con and HRT you are KILLING me here dude all the stuff looks so good!