That Guy

At some point the plot gets so thick it's not even a plot anymore, it's a chowder.

Trek Life yo.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

I couldn't stop sneezing, so I went to the doctor. He said I'm allergic to impure thoughts.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Tear ass out of here is what I hear in my mind. But then I get to the Tortuga and I deflate, and zone out for 30 minutes.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Now they're making movies with prequels in mind. Just make the first fucking movie you dipshits.

XOXOXO

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

42 years of motion sickness never gets old. Never.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Albuquerque.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Time to take some Tylenol, sit at my desk and wonder where my life went wrong.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

I think I might be the world's next greatest philosopher, but nobody will know until I'm long dead and they find my tweets in a jar in a cave.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Ok, I'm really upset that I never got the answer for this.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

If a bird is nesting in the zoo, but not affiliated with the zoo. Is it in the "wild"?

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

In hindersight, that was a really bad movie.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Say what you want about bad CGI, and what have you. I just saw the Flash, and I had a damn good ol time.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Katharine says that's a good idea. I said, I have those. You just have to listen between the bad ones.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

If the Federation installed bidets, they wouldn't have Klingon problems.

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Is it just me, or do these two rings look to be from the same theatrical universe? Deadpool's on the left, and Captain Hammer's on the right.

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I just dumped probably 30ish shots of the worst vodka I have ever had, down the drain. My 17 year old self is sad. I can feel it echo through time.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Watch out The Batman, Steven seagal's in town.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

It's ice cream.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Which is the better invention?

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

In hindsight. I didn't have that much fun.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

@kendallgoode I love your art. I just went to Instagram to follow. If you do leave here, I'll still be a fan.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

I don't have to make sense of it. I just have to pay the minimum payment from now to eternity.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

Once the bills are in your name. Life is just exhaustion and punching the clock.

[That Guy @Captain_Skyles]

My wife: How many days are there in July?
Me: I don't know. How many days are there in freedom?
My wife: Shut up Lee.