Captain Squash

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

Me right now

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

Free sex for all!

Just kidding. This is absurd.

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

Solar Roadways everywhere! https://t.co/vF0Jks9oqj

[Solar Roadways® @SolarRoadways]

Happy #EarthDay ! Our quest is to help stop #ClimateChange and protect our home! Thank you to everyone who voiced their support with a vote in @CBSInnovationTV #MoMadness 💚 We've made it to the semi finals! Voting begins again Tuesday 4/24 - watch for links.

[یوسف Yousef @theycalImeyosef]

Twitter do your thing 💪🏽

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

I love you Edna

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

I overheard a 10 year old playing I never, say “Never have I ever fucked my dog.” That game has gotten dark.

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

Wtf is wrong with this world. How is a vegetable supposed to keep an online presence when everyone keeps killing each other? I'm exhausted. #Quailman, you're up.

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@KooKooKangaRoo I will do my best!!

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@KooKooKangaRoo Any chance you all will be playing pop see ko in Denver tomorrow?

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@acceptanceband Any chance of a tour? I hear Denver is a great place to play!

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@RobThomas Any chance Duncan will be making an appearance? "True love stories never have endings" #VeronicaMarsMovie

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@NathanFillion If someone were to be at sxsw tomorrow and hoping to meet you, where would they hang out?

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

Happy Halloween everyone. Remember, if you scare the kids too much, they won't come back next year.

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@TommySiegel In the Halloween spirit, how about drawing a Franken-duck?

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@Jukeboxtheghost 13th floor haunted house. Not everyone can make it to the top. Can you?

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

Sorry for my hiatus, was out saving the world and whatnot. Back now and ready for fun. Did I miss anything?

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@ActuallyNPH Just in case no one else shows you this. It will be gone by the end of the day. http://t.co/9U8TRGLb

[Captain Squash @Captain_Squash]

@OurNameIsFun I noticed you'll be in Texas during SXSW, but don't have any shows listed for it. Will you guys be playing the festival?