Captain

home of random thoughts and stories. if it sounds like hyperbole, it's probably not.
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[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

Do Good Recklessly.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

returning from the dead to say that it's so fantastic watching the power of fans and creators when their Emmy nominated show gets its plug pulled before its time bc "boohoo the strike hurt our feelings. :(" Really embodying #ChangeTheGame 🖤

#SaveShadowAndBone #SixOfCrowsSpinoff

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

idc I am FERAL for season 2. but mostly the crows. they're my murder babies 🥰

(if I don't get the spin-off abt them I STG-)

#ShadowAndBone2 #NoMournersNoFunerals

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

[SPOILERS for Bloodmarked]
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I finally finished Bloodmarked by @tracydeonn and I AM DISTRAUGHT OVER ALICE AND SEL I NEED THEM BOTH TO BE OKAY IVE BEEN PROCESSING MY GRIEF OVER THEM BUT ESPECIALLY SEL FOR DAYS I NEED THE NEXT BOOK TOMORROW
#bloodmarked #bloodmarkedspoilers

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

"that 9/11 dealy-hoo" - my father

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

you ever do calculus and then there's just a basic "+7" at the end and you almost don't know what to do with it it's been so long since you saw just a basic unaccompanied Arabic numeral with arithmetic? it's a very distinct feeling.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

as a kid, I thought of books as just an inherent staple to existence. like air or the sky, or trees. it was an odd moment when I realized that someone dreamt it into being. just some average person made this thing.
then thinking that I could do the same? yeah, still feels unreal.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

glad I went to #SanDiego when I did. they wanna take a beautiful place like #SeaportVillage and just gut all that's essential and beautiful. but ooh yay, heartless and disconnecting urban designs, woo, what a draw...

[Kolob Canyon Review @Kolob_Review]

Writers: no I don't have a type
Em Dash: h-
Writers: smash.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

how am I just now realizing how bad that sounds without context

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

co-worker: oh hey u guys are back early

me: vibes are off

co-worker: what?

me: *loading pistol and going back into the classroom* vibes are off

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

me: I should get off Twitter
editor: hey I made you the Twitter social media manager
me:
me:
me: right so I'm still on Twitter-

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

get you a professor who roasts u for being a nerd for coming to her class

[Percy Jackson @PercySeries]

Welcome to Camp Half-Blood, demigods 🔱 #PercyJackson #D23Expo

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

@PercySeries

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

No more “suffering in silence is brave, selfless, and romantic.” Asking for help is harder, the vulnerability of it more terrifying, the intimacy of it more loving, a gift of trust to those who care about you. You are strong and courageous to ask for the help you need.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

I have normal amounts of feelings about select pieces of media.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

@realljas nah the classes in the satellites were always fun like art and music (except that one time it was government class). but there were two and everyone knew the other one was haunted.

[Captain @CaptainofCocoa]

@Authoralexp "I know the VIBE of this word but what if I've actually been using it wrong this whole time and it's another melancholy situation"

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

in WA we had a friend who was very reserved and hard for me to read and he came to my birthday party where i said “i wish i had a piece of pie from the general store right now” and our friend sneakily left, returned, and then silently handed me a piece of that pie

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Experts being mad that people don’t know all the same things as them is one of the worst looks.